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24-08-2015, 05:44 PM | #51 | |||
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Simba Wiv Ya Friggin ‘Air
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Maureen was great at pointing me out to some new lubricants in store. Gina was also very nice and tackled down someone who tried to steal two packets of cheese and onion crisps from my trolley.
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24-08-2015, 05:45 PM | #52 | |||
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like the boys
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Apart from that, fine. |
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24-08-2015, 05:47 PM | #53 | |||
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You know my methods
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I would also like to report that an elderly lady tried to touch me near the non perishables
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24-08-2015, 05:49 PM | #54 | |||
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Will.
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Thanks for all the feedback.
We have banned the women LT, Beryl pushed her out the supermarket. |
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24-08-2015, 05:51 PM | #55 | |||
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like the boys
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24-08-2015, 05:52 PM | #56 | |||
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I dont want any of my customers getting touched up, Jale is the one giving the blow jobs, cant have our Jale out of business.
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24-08-2015, 05:53 PM | #57 | |||
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You know my methods
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24-08-2015, 05:54 PM | #58 | |||
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The Italian Job
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24-08-2015, 05:55 PM | #59 | |||
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Will.
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BREAKING: Mokka has been allowed back into the store, Beryl is keeping a close eye on her.
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24-08-2015, 05:56 PM | #60 | |||
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I'm not happy, I can't find any oregano
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24-08-2015, 05:58 PM | #61 | |||
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24-08-2015, 05:59 PM | #62 | |||
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She's just told me she doesn't know what oregano is
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24-08-2015, 06:00 PM | #63 | |||
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24-08-2015, 06:01 PM | #64 | |||
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like the boys
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This wouldn't have happened under the Right Reverend Elroy Williams
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24-08-2015, 06:04 PM | #65 | |||
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Will.
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Elroy is our latest full time employer, he is happy to be a part of a wonderful team.
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24-08-2015, 06:07 PM | #66 | |||
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...just don't put him on the same shift as Mr Steinberg and Mrs Goldstein.
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24-08-2015, 06:08 PM | #67 | |||
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ok
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24-08-2015, 06:10 PM | #68 | |||
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like the boys
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(don't tell me I'm going to have to explain that one)
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24-08-2015, 06:10 PM | #69 | |||
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24-08-2015, 06:12 PM | #70 | |||
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General knowledge quiz in the supermarket cafe tonight at 10pm - who wants to play?
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24-08-2015, 06:13 PM | #71 | |||
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nope
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24-08-2015, 06:14 PM | #72 | |||
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Mode: Broken
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I shop at Lidl and small stores. No time for supermarkets. Too much people. Even though you have to sometimes.
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24-08-2015, 06:15 PM | #73 | |||
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like the boys
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24-08-2015, 06:17 PM | #74 | |||
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Will.
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So who wants to play our general knowledge quiz in the supermarket cafe tonight at 10pm?
WINNER RECEIVES free £50 token for the supermarket! Last edited by Will.; 24-08-2015 at 06:17 PM. |
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24-08-2015, 06:17 PM | #75 | ||
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kathy just called me a trolley wielding twat and threw a frozen chicken at me
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