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NEVETT EVANS TAKES WILLS SUPERMARKET HOSTAGE UPON BREAKING OUT OF JAIL, ONE CONFIRMED DEAD

Nevett Evans who broke out of jail the other night has took Will's supermarket in Blackpool hostage. Customers where shocked to hear gunshots in store before seeing Nevett say 'Doreen better have my dolla sign' before taking everyone at the store hostage. Upon taking the staff hostage in the staff room, Fanny Cumberbatch quickly escaped after hitting Nevett over the head with a dildo and running before escaping the store as Nevett ****s numerous bullets at her.

Fanny was **** in the leg where her tattoo of Jamelia is. Jamelia now looks like her face has been chewed by a dog Fanny commented to the police. Elroy Williams was also released after Nevett revealed that she will always appreciate how he was the nicest pimp she'd ever had and dint take all of her money. Elroy thanked her and smuggled his daughter LaDaysha in his thing before leaving.

Fanny, Elroy, LaDaysha, Norah and Kathy (who are ion their honeymoon) are the only members of staff who are safe. Meanwhile a loud gun shot and cry was heard at 12:00pm while Beryl's voice was heard saying 'NOT IN MY COUS COUS' Nevett later hung a banner from the staff room saying 'I have killed Rustie Lee' before being quickly corrected that it was in fact staff member Linda Banks who she had killed.

Tyra Banks gave the statement 'She was going to be a model on the next cycle. My sister. To think we'd finally both agreed to have that threesome with Ross Kemp and it doesn't even get to happen.'

The hostage is still taking place. Maureen, Doreen, Jale, Beryl, Jackie and Valery all remain inside.