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NEW STAFF MEMBER -Britney Daysha

[SIZE="3"]Britney is one fierce bitch, from the sunny side of Blackpool, Britney is 86 and a retired club promoter. Brit also juggled her page 3 modelling career.

Britney grew up in Jamaica, and hence why she's one fierce bitch. "If I was a naughty girl, my mum would put me in a bin and throw it in the sea and I would have to get out myself."

"My brother took a biscuit from the biscuit tin without asking... my mother shot him."

Britney is a proud lesbian, and a frequent supporter of LGBT community, regally running stalls selling LGBT items, including rainbow cakes, Britney says: "I love it, I do the LGBT community proud."

Britney in the 1960's

Britney can't stand stuck up people.

Britney loves the forum "TIBB", she has posted over 200,000 comments, always up for a good debate.

Britney has a criminal record after she battered someone to death in her local Asda as they took the tin of beans she was about to pick off the shelf.

Britney loves Bingo, and people get annoyed with it, she goes everyday to her local Bingo club, where she brings 2 cheese sandwiches and a bottle of Whisky.

Britney loves people, she's a people person, "I love everyone, we are all God's children, bless them all, I love you all."

Britney loved her page 3 career, she made the boys cum, cum and cum. Britney use to run a daycare service at her home, but it was shut down after she openly confessed to giving the children weed: "I thought it was good for them, it calmed them down."