[the truth]

he seems like a harmless ish sort of bloke but I cant help wondering

what are we looking at here?

is his head bought online on a dodgy website?

has he been built by some modern day doctor frankenstein

does he own his own eyebrows? do they even exist? are they painted on?
then his hair has it been surgically removed from a dead elvis impersonator?
are his lips liposucked out of jennas anus? are his eyes gouged from Kermit the frog and sewn on by stevie wonder? was his personality bought at a gumtree jumble sale

I don't mean to be harsh I just want to know what im looking at?

any ideas?