The remaining Big Brother housemates have had a quiet morning following the latest eviction.
Michelle spent much of the morning in the outdoor tub, chatting only occasionally to Stu who's passed the time doing ten sit-ups and half-heartedly pushing a carpet sweeper about the living area.
Jason, meanwhile, is bored. "Flat, like juice that's been left out without the top on and it's gone flat," he said.
Even Victor's suggestion that the hulk pass "at least twenty minutes" by "cooking something" failed to lift his spirits, as he slumped over a bowl of cereal shovelling the contents into his down-turned mouth, says the official Big Brother website.
Speaking of Vic, he's been in remarkably high spirits - spending a good deal of time telling anyone who'd listen how much he loves being in the House. "I'm ********** loving it! It's ********** hilarious! I know I whinge innit, but I ********** love it!"
Two times survivor Nadia, on the other hand, isn't feeling quite as sparky. After taking much longer than necessary to unpack her suitcase, she wondered if Dan would mind swapping beds with her, given that an old Portuguese saying states that a change of beds is synonymous with a "change of life".
"I'm happy with my bed," said Dan. "And my life too," he added.
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