[Will.]

Episode 1 - part 1

"Oh hello my friends, It's me Gail Porter! Are you sitting comfortably? Good." Says Gail.

The wind outside of Gail's house erupts with it swishing and swaying as if a war is blazing.

Gail looks to the cupboard whilst pulling a frowning face. Her hand clutches onto the knob as she slowly tightens her hand on the knob. Pulling the knob Gail doesn't find the gooey liquid, her eyes draw closer as she opens her mouth:

"Oh no! Where's the wine?" Says a shocked Gail.

A large man walks into the room, his bright blue jacket burst with personality, his eyes draw close to Gail Porter, he has bald hair and is rather plumb:

"Alright Tits?"

"Ah Ken! How nice of you to pop round! We've got a dilemma here! Someone stole the wine!"

"Who the frig would do that? I was rather looking forward to having a glass with you and bitching and gossiping about the new series of I'm A Celeb." Says Ken.

"Ah Ken int is rather a disappointing situation! But we need to find out who stole the wine!"

The windows begin to rattle like a child playing with it toys, the dark clouds slowly draw towards the house like the end of time.

"Sure thing tit! Let's find out who would do such a nasty thing! Lets look for clues to who the culprit could be!"

"Good thinking, Ken!" says Gail Porter.