[Mystic Mock]

Breaking away from the cliche of parents embarrassing their kids, have you ever embarrassed your parents? As a kid or an adult?

Me yes I did, when I was 7 I needed to go the Toilet for a wee, but I was scared to not learn anything so I stayed in there for so long that I ended up wetting myself, the Teachers had to get my Mom in to get me new Pants and Trousers, my Mom looked really embarrassed to be called up about something like that, and not to mention livid at me lol.

When I was 10 I spoke to one of the Teachers about how my Dad was feeling shagged (he means it as tired) they rung my parents up and told them about it, I got detention for talking about it too as it was “too sexualised” for me to know about and talk about in class, my Dad said that he was never gonna show his face in the School again.

When I was 14 I saw this guy keep picking on this geeky kid, calling him a “fag” and someone that should die, and how he'll never have friends and how his a ****, I said that at least his not as bigger **** as you, he then decided to call me a puff and that I should stay away from him and not to mess with him etc, I then told him that his a pathetic excuse for a man that is so lonely that he gets kicks out of picking on someone half his size, he then punched me in the face calling me a waste of Human organs and how he was going to cut me up, I then proceeded into punching him in the face repeatedly and calling him a fat wanker, lets just say that half of the School saw this, once it all got explained I only got detention for a whole week whilst he was expelled as he had apparently started making serious threats about how he was going to **** up the geeky kid was the rumours going around, but yeah my parents was kind of half proud of me for standing upto him, but also felt that I shouldn't have risen to his bait.

So anyway what's your embarrassing stuff that you've made your parents blush over?