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Originally Posted by Ammi

.....don't you dare ever hush up Joey...your dog is probably just going for a coffee and a biscuit because he knows that he's going to be there quite some time is all.../wise dog, getting his sustenance....

But not a chocolate biscuit because then he would die! And Joey would be like "Oh Mr snuffles, my story has sent you right to sleep! Mr Snuffles? M... Mr Snuffles??? NOOOO!" coz he died of chocolate poisoning coz dogs can't have chocolate.

Years later, after thousands of hours of rigorous martial arts training and when the grief of Mr Snuffles death has hardened into a fist in Joey's heart, he purchases a dog costume and takes to the London underground, seeking out arrogant businessmen and teaching them the true meaning of discomfort.

Many owe Joey their tube seats, though they know not his name... Only that of his new identity: Snuff

*cut to shot of long, empty subway tunnel. A haunting howl echoes. The shadow of a dog man flashes briefly past the screen. Cut to black. "Snuffles" : in cinemas Summer 2016*