[Livia]

Maybe he's new to the Tube, I don't know... but he's lucky someone didn't punch him back to November, the cheeky twat.

[Northern Monkey]

Originally Posted by Livia

Maybe he's new to the Tube, I don't know... but he's lucky someone didn't punch him back to November, the cheeky twat.

Time travel punches?Now there's a skill i'd like to learn

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Northern Monkey

Time travel punches?Now there's a skill i'd like to learn

Haha... me too. I have a few people I'd like to punch back to the Stone Age.

Hey Monkey, Merry Christmas! x

[Northern Monkey]

Originally Posted by Livia

Haha... me too. I have a few people I'd like to punch back to the Stone Age.

Hey Monkey, Merry Christmas! x

I would actually punch myself back to the stone age

Merry Crimbo Liv!

[joeysteele]

Originally Posted by Father Mockmas

I would've told him to **** off.

I'd have just started talking to him about an unrelated topic, after what would have seemed an age he would have cleared off likely bored to tears.

If he is prepared to waste others time then they should totally waste his with nonsense.

[Livia]

Originally Posted by joeysteele

I'd have just started talking to him about an unrelated topic, after what would have seemed an age he would have cleared off likely bored to tears.

If he is prepared to waste others time then they should totally waste his with nonsense.

Joey playing the long game! x

[Northern Monkey]

Originally Posted by joeysteele

I'd have just started talking to him about an unrelated topic, after what would have seemed an age he would have cleared off likely bored to tears.

If he is prepared to waste others time then they should totally waste his with nonsense.

You could bewilder him with your political knowledge.He would feel inferior and go and re-evaluate his life

[joeysteele]

Originally Posted by Livia

Joey playing the long game! x

Honestly Livia, I often talk to my dog and regularly when I start, he looks up at me, gets up and goes off into another room.

He really is I am sure trying to tell me something,probably something like, 'for goodness sake shut up'.

[lostalex]

The least the guy could do was offer him some cash money to move! what a cheap pompous ass.

[Denver]

Where is Frank Carson when you need him

[Denver]

Honestly if he said that to me he would be sitting on the floor or even laying on the floor

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by joeysteele

Honestly Livia, I often talk to my dog and regularly when I start, he looks up at me, gets up and goes off into another room.

He really is I am sure trying to tell me something,probably something like, 'for goodness sake shut up'.

.....don't you dare ever hush up Joey...your dog is probably just going for a coffee and a biscuit because he knows that he's going to be there quite some time is all.../wise dog, getting his sustenance....

[joeysteele]

Originally Posted by Ammi

.....don't you dare ever hush up Joey...your dog is probably just going for a coffee and a biscuit because he knows that he's going to be there quite some time is all.../wise dog, getting his sustenance....

You are a wonderful confidence booster Ammi.

[user104658]

Originally Posted by Ammi

.....don't you dare ever hush up Joey...your dog is probably just going for a coffee and a biscuit because he knows that he's going to be there quite some time is all.../wise dog, getting his sustenance....

But not a chocolate biscuit because then he would die! And Joey would be like "Oh Mr snuffles, my story has sent you right to sleep! Mr Snuffles? M... Mr Snuffles??? NOOOO!" coz he died of chocolate poisoning coz dogs can't have chocolate.

Years later, after thousands of hours of rigorous martial arts training and when the grief of Mr Snuffles death has hardened into a fist in Joey's heart, he purchases a dog costume and takes to the London underground, seeking out arrogant businessmen and teaching them the true meaning of discomfort.

Many owe Joey their tube seats, though they know not his name... Only that of his new identity: Snuff

*cut to shot of long, empty subway tunnel. A haunting howl echoes. The shadow of a dog man flashes briefly past the screen. Cut to black. "Snuffles" : in cinemas Summer 2016*

[DemolitionRed]

I'm suspicious that this was being filmed for a reaction. Its the sort of thing we would later watch and laugh at on Youtube.

[kirklancaster]

Two things - if logic counts for anything:

1) This 'businessman in his his CK suit is an utter idiot - because SERIOUSLY, if you were attired in a £700 CK suit, out of all the seated passengers on that train, would you try to claim the seat of a builder who was dressed in his "dust covered" working clothes? Would you elect to sit where that dirty worker had been sat in your posh city clobber?

2) This entire incident is nothing more than 'stage managed' B.S for whatever covert purpose.

[Northern Monkey]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

Two things - if logic counts for anything:

1) This 'businessman in his his CK suit is an utter idiot - because SERIOUSLY, if you were attired in a £700 CK suit, out of all the seated passengers on that train, would you try to claim the seat of a builder who was dressed in his "dust covered" working clothes? Would you elect to sit where that dirty worker had been sat in your posh city clobber?

2) This entire incident is nothing more than 'stage managed' B.S for whatever covert purpose.

Good point.I did'nt think of that.

[Livia]

I suppose it could have been a "joke". Of course, the thing with humour is, some people don't double-check that it's actually funny.

[lostalex]

Maybe cause of christmas he should have given up his seat, that would have been the christian thing to do. the chinese girl sounds very christian.

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Donder Kebab

Honestly if he said that to me he would be sitting on the floor or even laying on the floor

He'd probably be laying on the floor if he'd said it to Livia too, but for an entirely different reason.

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Cameltoe and Wine

He'd probably be laying on the floor if he'd said it to Livia too, but for an entirely different reason.

Oi!

What are you doing here anyway? Aren't you supposed to be working, you bloody drifter...

[Shaun]

Finished at 12, already home so your extra day of Eurovision preparation was for nothing