[Samm]

Risha <33

[Mitchell]

If theres only 2 from Strictly and Kellie's already been (and lets face it, Jamelias here)

Does that men there is no Jay

[Headie]

Risha

[MB.]

#=82



Points: 15
Votes: 2

Billed as a normal, everyday, down-to-earth, café-working, UKIP-voting (alol when it emerged that she didn’t actually vote for anyone because she simply couldn’t be arsed) girl when she entered the house, Harriet was an immediate favourite with the public and finished in the figurative top three in the early days of the series. It turned out that ‘normal’ meant ‘crying a lot and going back and forth between two groups bitching about one another’. Thus, she was discarded by the public at the first opportunity as part of the twist that shall not be named, being chucked out through the back of a giant glittery vagina and being upstaged by not only superior housemate Harry Amelia replacing her, but also Chloe’s now iconique ‘yay you’re back!!! Still, you know… egg dress and all that.

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#=82



Points: 15
Votes: 2

She has cool hair. The public didn’t take to her. Those are two facts about X Factor 2k15 10th-placer Kiera Weathers which I doubt are connected.

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#=82



Points: 15
Votes: 3

The first Survivor contestant to fall in the ranking has arrived. Previously a competitor in the China-set season, Peih-Gee returned for a second bite at the Survivor-shaped apple. However, that didn’t last long and, thanks to a run-in with Abi Maria, she was third to be eliminated. Also she’s somehow 37 years old.

[Mitchell]

Queen Harriet's egg dress <3

Dunno who the other two are

[Samm]

3 icons <3

[Lostie!]

Underrated Kiera <3

[MB.]

#=80



Points: 16
Votes: 2

Worlds Apart isn’t necessarily seen as a golden season among Survivor fans/casuals/anyone – largely down to its boot order – but someone who managed to squeeze themselves into the ranking is Carolyn. The oldest competitor of her season, Carolyn made it all the way to the runner-up position, losing to Mike. She was also eligible to return for Cambodia but, y’know, didn’t. That is all that has to be said on Carolyn.

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#=80



Points: 16
Votes: 2

A nice bit of stunt casting for you here, as the inexplicable 2k15 reboot of forgotten-00s-Big-Brother-rival Love Island employed Zayn Malik tactics (by which I mean bringing in someone who was photographed near him once, thus also making her famous enough to win Celebrity Big Brother) to get itself off the ground. Anyway, she was paired up with some bloke named Joshua and finished third, yah da yah da.

[Mitchell]

Again, no clue who either were

[Black Dagger]

Aww. Lauren was lovely. Her and that funny chavvy guy she got paired with last should have won.

[MB.]

...it's fun when you're in the middle of a countdown and imgur stops working, isn't it?..

[Ross.]

Goodbye at Denise and James Earl not making the list

[MB.]

#79



Points: 17
Votes: 2

I'm sure that was worth the wait. Another Survivor contestant here, this time returning from all the way back in The Australian Outback. Jeff “Varner” Varner. Having lost out the first time around because of peanut butter (same tbh), he came back with a vengeance and decided to target Spencer and Shirin. He finished in 17th place so spoiler: it didn’t work. Also apparently he had a dodgy foot or something?

[Mitchell]

He looks like he was one of the men that defeated the dinosaurs

[Black Dagger]

Varner

[MB.]

#=77



Points: 19
Votes: 1

Wildcard time! I'm not entirely sure anyone really wants a write-up of Monica but here goes: she could sing. She didn't go to the live shows. She got brought back. She went to the live shows. She cocked up. She went home. Here she is on this ranking. Voila!

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#=77



Points: 19
Votes: 4

Perhaps best known for gracing… somebody’s avi on here for a while (LemonJam? Was it LemonJam?), Woo first appeared in Cagayan, before popping up in 2k15’s Second Chances version. Although a former runner-up in the game, that wasn’t enough to save him from being blindsided by his new tribe. It’s the 31st season of this thing, mate, come on.

[Mitchell]

Again, don't really know who either is.

However

#VIVICAWASROBBED

[Black Dagger]

TRASH AT MONICA.

Get gone bitch.

[Lostie!]

Yes, I was that one vote for Monica.

[MB.]

#=74



Points: 20
Votes: 2

Though he wasn’t the most… contributing of all people in the Celebrity Big Brother 15 house (that isn’t exactly a bad thing, is it?), Calum had a lot to deal with, lest we forget Perez Hilton’s anal rape threats. And he was praised for calmly reacting to such depressing aspects of human nature, something which couldn’t even be said for our lord and saviour Patsy Kensit. Despite a last-minute push to get him the win, it wasn’t enough and he had to settle for third place. Oh and remember when he used “mom” as a codename for his girlfriend? That was fun, wasn’t it?

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#=74



Points: 20
Votes: 2

In 2015, one woman truly revolutionised baking. No, not Nadiya. Not even Ugne. But Joanna Lumley. Who else would think of completely forgetting to put cocoa in a chocolate cake, I hear you ask? Who else would put coffee in instead, perhaps not entirely intentionally? Who else would get cream all over Sue Perkins’ trousers? I mean, she lost, but still. We salute you, Ms Lumley.

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#=74



Points: 20
Votes: 2

A str8 white dude with a guitar? Please, tell me more! Yes, Max made it to the live shows of this year’s X Factor under mentor Simon Cowell, singing his way through three weeks before being unceremoniously dumped by the public. He’s somehow made it onto this ranking too. Let’s move on

[Ross.]

Well we always knew Lostie had bad taste so I'm not surprised to see Monica was on his list

[Ross.]

Max higher than Monica my faith in TiBB is restored

[Lostie!]

Well I love Max too so I guess you also have bad taste, Ross.

[MB.]

#=72



Points: 21
Votes: 2

Ah, a nice, pleasant old Scottish lad-WRONG, SHE IS EVIL, THIS WOMAN IS EVIL, SHE TOOK A BAKING COURSE IN FRANCE ONCE ABOUT TWENTY YEARS AGO AND HAS IN FACT BAKED SINCE THEN, SHE IS WORSE THAN HITLER I TELL YOU. Also she went from being Star Baker in episode one to eliminated in episode two so ha2 I guess. Even if that’s an example of how previous form counts for absolutely zilch on this show, for some reason. Still, god bless the British press for trying to find a way to vilify the participants of a pre-recorded programme about baking.

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#=72



Points: 21
Votes: 2

The first and only contestant in this ranking named Yvette, her time in the jungle was mostly summed up in two words: Lady C. Yes, as much as she tried to forge a storyline for herself, it was her hatred for everything concerning Lady Colin Campbell that controlled the Yvette that we saw. As a result, the Yvette that we saw was a largely moody, shouty, grumpy one, and not even drawing a fake moustache on her face for the lulz could save her from the chop as she left in 10th place.

[reece(:]

None of the basique X Factor flops should have made it over the likes of Varner, Woo and Peih Gee <3