[waterhog]

should we sack jeremy kyle and replace with gemma collins ? (poll) 18.01.16





not sure when it was delivered

maybe gemma was born superior

the ghost may have shivered

gemma was scared and feeling inferior.

but she took control

gemma can handle this group

stephanie refused to join and enroll

"one flew over the co-cu's nest"was on loop.

taken out and segregated

this was now solitary confinement

with her over reaction she has exacerbated

stephanie had no day slow down or retirement.

feeling a little used

sharing a bed will hinder

stephanie needs to change or she will be abused

its like joining a free dating app hello tinder.

competition for jeremy

but itv now may have a new host

my kyle won't need to go through his ceremony

gemma is his replacement and she is no ghost.

[Ammi]

...no, we should sack Jeremy Kyle and replace him with Waterhog, the whole Jeremy show should be in rhyme..get down and rhyme your daytime prime-time....keep on rockin' Joe.....

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Ammi

...no, we should sack Jeremy Kyle and replace him with Waterhog, the whole Jeremy show should be in rhyme..get down and rhyme your daytime prime-time....keep on rockin' Joe.....

What a GREAT idea Ammi (you nutter ) - And then, at the end of each show, Hog could say:

"My thanks to all my guests and to you all for watching, but I am for this morning OUT OF RHYME".

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

What a GREAT idea Ammi (you nutter ) - And then, at the end of each show, Hog could say:

"My thanks to all my guests and to you all for watching, but I am for this morning OUT OF RHYME".

...sorry, our tests show that you are not the dad but there are plenty more prizes to be had, what about this nice ipad...it slays a tad...

[cassieparis]

I think Gemma would be great. Less sanctimony and more glam

[Jamie89]

I think she'd suit a role like that
The JK show is rather dated
His meanness has become old hat
Gemma's nicer, and opinionated

I say "get off my tv you 'orrible twat"
A fresh face would be much appreciated

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by cassieparis

I think Gemma would be great. Less sanctimony and more glam

[waterhog]

Originally Posted by Ammi

...no, we should sack Jeremy Kyle and replace him with Waterhog, the whole Jeremy show should be in rhyme..get down and rhyme your daytime prime-time....keep on rockin' Joe.....

ammi you are first guest on my show

[waterhog]

great laugh from every poster. Jamie 89 - I liked your one allot.




thanks all.

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by waterhog

great laugh from every poster. Jamie 89 - I liked your one allot.




thanks all.

Thank you. It was no Haiku. But it will do. (Can't stop rhyming now) - I blame you!

[waterhog]

Originally Posted by Jamie89

Thank you. It was no Haiku. But it will do. (Can't stop rhyming now) - I blame you!

glad you picked up the habit
now go and spread
lots on TIBB forum go at it like a rabbit
poetry is not going to bed.
spread it far and wide
about subjects of your choice
jamie89 with you is no divide
your poems are a beautiful voice.

[letmein]

He's still a thing?

[Alf]

Who'd a thought it? Ammi a lyrical genius, well I never.

[joeysteele]

I am no fan of kyle when I watch him, once he raises his voice my dog barks at him.

No way Gemma in his place however,I would prefer her to be nowhere at all as to TV.