[Mrluvaluva]

From The Daily Star

PARIS Hilton may be mad about her mutt, but that doesn’t stop her from trying to pull Jay Kay.

And the Doctor Dolittle of the socialite world even masterminded the world’s most cringeworthy come-on in the process.

She sent the Jamiroquai hobbit a Greenpeace book with the inscription: “Let me be your Cosmic Girl.”

If that wasn’t enough to get Mr Kay vomiting into his massive hat, the Twit Girl then recorded a cover of the hit song and put it inside the amorous parcel.

Paris, 26, is recording a second album, despite her being dropped by her label for being rubbish.

And she was hoping she could make sweet music with the pocket-sized lothario.

Paris said: “He’s hot. I’d really like to hook up with him some time.”

Our lady with the well-boiled bunny said: “She heard he was an animal-loving eco-warrior, so she thought he’d appreciate the book.

“And Paris wanted to prove she also has musical abilities by recording his song, which should massage his ego nicely. She can’t wait for his reply.”

The former jailbird was pictured taking her Yorkshire Terrier, Colin, surfing in Malibu – wearing the same leopard print swimsuit.

The outfit is a new part of her Bella Paris pet clothes collection for canines that like to surf. Apparently there was a gap in the market.

Our insider added: “Paris really appreciates her family and friends all the more since her return from prison. She missed them so much.

“And she now feels she’s ready for another relationship.

“But Colin can keep her company until she finds her Mr Right.”

If you really care about animals Jay, give poor Colin a break and take on Paris.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news_detail.html?sku=2033

[natjake2504]

come on paris just grow up

[Callum]

Looks like Miss Hilton will never learn..

[Ruth*Star]

Oh come on, its the daily star....i highy doubt that.

[Matt]

Originally posted by Callum
Looks like Miss Hilton will never learn..

...looks like The Daily Star will never learn...

[Lauren]

Wait... she dresses her dog in clothes?

[aj2463]

Daily Star at its best haha liars

[Chrizzle]

Omg I cant believe someone said 'she will never learn'
She didn't get arrested for fancying someone did she.

If this article was about drink-driving then fair enough.

This is lies, but even if it wasnt so what?
Theres nothing to be ashamed of in this article.