[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by Johnnyuk123

Makes a mental note of all the nutters on this site.

You might need a rolodex

[TomC]

Got naked in the sea

Made a complete spectacle of myself, and then proceded to run around the beach in my boxers and climbed into someone's speedboat

[Anaesthesia]

Ridiculously stupid and dangerous, this one. Got into a car thinking it was a taxi. He told me that he wasn't a taxi. I asked him to take me home anyway, to which he said he would because I was so blasted I was a *******ing liability.

Funny I remember it, but I do. And whoever that man was, he was a genuine caring human being. It could have ended so badly.