[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by ProfessorSmooth

Who's going home then? Margarine or Jamie?

I have pm'd Will, Prof, and am awaiting his response, but I believe that tonight it is MY turn to 'run the show' so be prepared for some hard 'ass-kicking' and a task or two which will help me decide just who makes it through to the next stage.

[kirklancaster]

An important announcement to all remaining contestants from Kirk

It is with huge regret, that after deep and prolonged consultation with the MOLE who has been secretly but actively advising me, I am eliminating the lovely Margarine.

This decision has not been lightly taken, and I wish this beautiful and sassy HOT chick all the best for her future.

Margarine - you have been eliminated, please say your goodbyes.

[kirklancaster]

Another important announcement to all remaining contestants from Kirk

Margarine has been eliminated, but tonight, one of you remaining sirens will be joining her.

If you do not want that evictee to be you, then I suggest you pay attention to the first of tonight's tasks, which I am announcing now to give you time to prepare.

TASK ONE - Part One

Each of you must answer the following questions - as truthfully, as wittily, and as bitchingly as you wish

1) Who is the physically most repulsive of your rivals - and why?
2) Which of your rival's has the most boring personality - and why?
3) Based upon their cyber personna - both in this game, and on the forum in general - which of your rivals would you be most likely to be friends with in the 'Real' world - and why?
4) WHO would YOU evict tonight - and why? Give THREE valid reasons.

POST YOUR RESPONSES ON HERE - NOT BY PM. GOOD LUCK GIRLS.

[kirklancaster]

TASK ONE - Part Two

We have been in a loving, hot relationship for FIVE years but I have met and fallen in love with someone else. We have no children and are not married or engaged, but we live together.

Each of you must write me the most passionate, romantic, and moving love letter to try to make me come to my senses and stay with you.

POST YOUR RESPONSES ON HERE - NOT BY PM. GOOD LUCK GIRLS.

[Morgan.]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

TASK ONE - Part Two

We have been in a loving, hot relationship for FIVE years but I have met and fallen in love with someone else. We have no children and are not married or engaged, but we live together.

Each of you must write me the most passionate, romantic, and moving love letter to try to make me come to my senses and stay with you.

POST YOUR RESPONSES ON HERE - NOT BY PM. GOOD LUCK GIRLS.

Kirk, by time you read this I will be waiting at the airport for our anniversary holiday to Paris.

You haven't cottoned on yet, but I know you're in love with another girl and I understand, we haven't been as close lately. She may have all the perks of a new, fresh relationship but I am the one who has loved you since day 1 and stood up for everything you have said.

I don't want you to cut all ties with this mystery lady, I just want to meet her. The fact I don't know who it is really annoys me, and maybe I can even learn some tips, things that you enjoy more.

You see, these last five years have been nothing but fun, hot love for me and I, and hopefully you, have enjoyed ever single second. I would really like you to come to your senses and see exactly why we should be together, forever. Yeah, we may not be married or engaged, and yeah we may not have children but this really is something I plan to have within the next five years. As we head to Paris for our 5 year anniversary, I hope we can get engaged and set a date for the wedding of our dreams.

It'll be just how you want it; the location, the food, the company, the aftermath. Everything can be set in stone with the click of my fingers and this really is what I want for us.

I really do hope this has changed your mind, because the plane leaves in 6 hours.

Love, Courtney.

XOXO

[T*]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

Another important announcement to all remaining contestants from Kirk

Margarine has been eliminated, but tonight, one of you remaining sirens will be joining her.



If you do not want that evictee to be you, then I suggest you pay attention to the first of tonight's tasks, which I am announcing now to give you time to prepare.

TASK ONE - Part One

Each of you must answer the following questions - as truthfully, as wittily, and as bitchingly as you wish



1) Who is the physically most repulsive of your rivals - and why?

2) Which of your rival's has the most boring personality - and why?

3) Based upon their cyber personna - both in this game, and on the forum in general - which of your rivals would you be most likely to be friends with in the 'Real' world - and why?

4) WHO would YOU evict tonight - and why? Give THREE valid reasons.

POST YOUR RESPONSES ON HERE - NOT BY PM. GOOD LUCK GIRLS.

1: Mitzeeeee makes me want to Pukeeeeee because she's so fakeeeeee and has a mole on her pusseeeeeee
2: ProfessorSmooth? More like ProfessorSnooze
she don't interest me one bit
3: Mingianna seems very fun and exciting so I want to be her BFF, she's the least smelly and ugly one out of the rest too!
4: Betty
-She smells
-She don't talk
-I caught her drinking from the toilet

[Amy Jade]

Originally Posted by Tom*

Mitzeeeee makes me want to Pukeeeeee because she's so fakeeeeee and has a mole on her pusseeeeeee

Been staring have you to see what a vagina looks like that hasn't been destroyed through over use?

[T*]

Originally Posted by Amy Jade

Been staring have you to see what a vagina looks like that hasn't been destroyed through over use?

Have a shave!!

[Amy Jade]

Originally Posted by Tom*

Have a shave!!

Kirk likes the natural look