[waterhog]

would you reply to this Valentine advert ? 04.02.16




February the 14 is fast approaching

so i better get in gear

the first reply can have poaching

my G box you can steer.

yes i am on the hunt

taking to do a phone box advert

no time wasters to be blunt

i only want the seedy the sick and the pervert.

can you cook and clean

this may seem random

i am trying to set a romantic scene

its not essential you live in camden.

a good love life is my desire

you better not get the hump

i must be free to go out and fire

at home you are my steak to rump.

you can cook me dinner

every night wine and dine

please don't talk like dot branin or ethal skinner

no interruptions in tv shows is the bottom line.

gifts you can buy

i love the occasional treat

just don't make me cry

they have to be less bitter then sweet.

leave your name and number

inside this phone-box on hampstead lane

you are that bit closer to my cucumber

when i call you it will be pure pleasure and no pain.