[Matt]

It's pot luck for the housemates...

It's Liam's birthday and as a special treat Big Brother has delivered Liam his very own pub. There's fags, booze, balloons, tunes, snacks, deeley boppers and that all important pool table.

"Thanks for the pool table. Just what I wanted," Liam told Big Brother, looking chuffed. "It's funny, it seems like only yesterday I was 22." Er, it was.

"This year I'm going to turn over a new leaf and become mature. No probably not. Can I have look in this basket?" Pleased as punch with his birthday hamper, packed with goodies, Liam scurried back to play with his housemates.

The pool table went down a treat.

"I love it, proper skill," enthused Tracey.

But Chanelle was a bit confused.

"Why is it called a cube if it's a stick?" she asked, amazingly.

"Cue. Not cube," corrected Carole. "Like Q the letter Q. C-U-E."

This could be a long night.

From channel4.com/bigbrother