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Old 20-07-2007, 04:01 PM #1
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Default Big Brother Live - 3pm: Charley\'s autobiography, exclusive first look!
Well, after a few calls, a briefcase full of cash and a sexual favour or ten, we can exclusively reveal the first details of her new book!

What's inside? More info after the jump...

Highlights include:

- Pressure. The trials and tribulations of being a London IT girl.

- Grief. 2003 - a bad year for Charley as her hair extensions fall out. Twice.

- Triumph! 2001 - Charley gets her first pair of Gucci boots.

- Celebrity Index. Flick to the back pages for a comprehensive list of celebrities Charley has hung out with/seen at parties/brushed against/seen from a distance/harassed.

- Fame and adoration. Charley tells of her incredible fan base of millions.

What the critics say...

"I'm out of breath, not a single full stop from start to finish" - The Sun

"I prefered Mein Kampf." - The Sunday Times

"Wow, I never knew Charley knew so many famous people! A great read! Loved it!" - Richard Madeley

"I have no idea who she is. How did you get this number? ***** off or I'm calling the police" - R Kelly

I'm not bein' funny, yeah? by Charley Uchea will be available at all good bookstores in time for Christmas. Why not buy it for someone you hate?

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I couldn't believe it when i heard that thing say she is going to write a book...............
Ha ha she is cuckooooooo!
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I like the quote by R Kelly.
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HaHaHa! That is so funny! Love it!
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It's true! lol
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With her second book soon to follow called I'm not bothered, soon to be followed by a writ from Catherine Tate
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LOL! Charley makes me laugh so much she is hilarious with some of the stuff she comes out with lol. I'd buy her book if she did write one lol
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She's rumoured to be writing another one on anger management!
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ROFLMAO.............................
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Charley Uchea (1985 -)

Career....going to clubs, sponging off footballers.

Output....One unpublished diary, much verbal nonsense.

Famous creation...Hair extentions and false nails.

Infulences...Louise glover, Danielle lloyd, other dim wannabe wags.

Big break...Appearing on BB aged 22, before vanishing back into obscurity.

Invented phrase....'she had a face like a slapped lemon'

Quote.....*******ing A**eholes!
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LMAO! That's brilliant. Heat did a feature thing on her life so far from her mothers point of view
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I wonder what someone would say if you bought it them as a christmas present!
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I wonder what someone would say if you bought it them as a christmas present!

Just imagine....
I wouldn't dare insult anyone by giving them this half-wits story!!!!
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Charley Uchea (1985 -)

Career....going to clubs, sponging off footballers.

Output....One unpublished diary, much verbal nonsense.

Famous creation...Hair extentions and false nails.

Infulences...Louise glover, Danielle lloyd, other dim wannabe wags.

Big break...Appearing on BB aged 22, before vanishing back into obscurity.

Invented phrase....'she had a face like a slapped lemon'

Quote.....*******ing A**eholes!
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'memoirs of a maniac' ROFLMAO
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