[waterhog]

50 shades of ( wrightstuff debate ) 24.03.16



i remember the frenzy

even if i was working as a gigolo

for me was pure envy

i just had to mass produce the snow.

all lady's were now erotic

it was like teasing children with candy

my sex addiction was chronic

twenty four seven they called me "randy".

E L james produced a stunner

i have to thank

reloading made me a gunner

my bullets were firing from my tank.

then it started to fade

instantly i lost my charm

my "mojo" did downgrade

it was like it was self harm.

closed was every whole

were my chat up lines corny

peace was in the city not in my sole

switched off was all being horny.

the books started to pile

bed posts were stuck rigid

nothing worked not even my smile

i assumed all lady's were frigid.

closing the door

this is the ultimate slam

no more copy's can they endure

hilarious makes the refusal from oxfam.





( http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ed-copies.html this was a debate from the best news and current affairs morning show on tv. the wrightstuff. hope everyone enjoys my take on this story and it will get into my famous box guaranteed ( the best red phone box in the world - in highgate village). when ? that is the question ? it has to join the Q system. thank you again to jeremy kyle who presents the wrightstuff. stimulating debates lol.just pulling your leg mathew - i no how you hate this joke. you are the best and i adore your show and watch it every week day at 915am on ch5.http://www.channel5.com/show/the-wright-stuff )

[arista]

Wrong Fecking Date HOG
its yesterdays show

[arista]

[waterhog]

Originally Posted by arista

Wrong Fecking Date HOG
its yesterdays show

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I started the poem yesterday - just finished now -



I feel a poem is due on arista

[arista]

Top line is Wright Stuff
debate should be the 24th

Down The Very Bottom:
© Hog Productions 2016 and todays date

[waterhog]

Originally Posted by arista

Top line is Wright Stuff
debate should be the 24th

Down The Very Bottom:
© Hog Productions 2016 and todays date

I am sorry - will you forgive me arista ?


I will write you a love of my life poem begging for forgiveness

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by waterhog

I am sorry - will you forgive me arista ?


I will write you a love of my life poem begging for forgiveness

[arista]

Originally Posted by waterhog

I am sorry - will you forgive me arista ?


I will write you a love of my life poem begging for forgiveness

Just Edit the Fecking Date up top
it was Yesterdays show

[waterhog]

I have done that now but in my defence I was posting it today.

[arista]

Originally Posted by waterhog

I have done that now but in my defence I was posting it today.

Well done.


When you post something

we all can see, silly

"Today, 09:36 AM "

[Crimson Dynamo]

come on Hog

get with the programme

[waterhog]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

come on Hog

get with the programme

I admit I was wrong
LT advice does not pong.
yes I am gracious
LT and arista are forum famous.
so I got to back down
this queen is warring no crown.
I will eat my apple crumble
because wrong is wrong and I am not humble.