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From The Sun

SOZZLED Gerry taught his teddies about Ancient Greece last night – after helping himself to a hamper of booze.

Big Brother gave thirsty housemates a delivery of cider and wine, and it wasn’t long before Gerry was harping on about his favourite subject: history.

But having run out of housemates to instruct on the joys of the Ancient World, he turned his attention to Big Brother.

Emerging from the Diary Room at just before 4am, he told Liam and Brian that Big Brother 'loves the Babylonians'.

But BB had obviously come up with a cunning plan to get rid of the wordy one, and told him to direct his teachings to the only things that wouldn’t answer back or walk away – the stuffed animals of the house.

Stumbling to the caravan, he told an assembly of soft toys, including Chanelle’s rabbit Betsy and his own bear Freddy, that BB had suggested he teached them about the River Onyx.

Finally – Gez has found the perfect audience.

Come and talk to the nice men in white overcoats.