[Romantic Old Bird]

I have noticed that Stuart has a pretty blank expression on his face when she is slorming all over him. Rabbit in headlights springs to mind.

I do hope his family are able to affect a commando style rescue for him on his exit, or she'll be there like a limpet. I suspect Michelle might go this week, she is pretty unpopular. Imagine Davina brings her out to meet Stu at his exit, like she did Paul for Helen!

I think that 'Rabbit in headlights look' will reappear or, he will transmogrify into Superstu, vault over the stairs and run, run like the wind into the hinterland of Borehamwood. Davina will pull her silly smiley face and shrug her shoulders, Michelle will wail like a banshee as she lopes off in hot pursuit ensuring first quickly that her decolletage is perky, her her is stretched back to the max, ands that her 'Romulan in Newcastle' look is intact.

Plaintive cries will be heard throughout the night by the inhabitants of North London, but neither Michelle or Stu will be found for another 6 weeks.

After a nationwide hunt, Stuart will finally be found cowering on a perch in a pigeon loft on Michelle's Dad's allotment. His first words on regaining his freedom will be "Coooooooo".

Michelle will be discovered at the same time, sitting on a large nest constructed from heart shaped pillows and pigeon feathers, singing.

The outcome for the erstwhile couple will be uncertain, but the pigeons may recover after intensive counselling...............