[Josy]

Great job Nicky

Brilliant Nimah

[T*]

Perfection!

[Shaun]

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[Johnnyuk123]

Loved it Niamh. Brilliant!

[T*]

Originally Posted by Dezzy

Good to know that I'm apart of a song that's not a complete embarrassment

Don't worry, youve made up for that in past years ❤️

[Shaun]

;

Originally Posted by Tom*

Felicia Quiche (A.K.A The Artist formerly known as Tom*, TØM, Tom! and Cuda) - Empire State of UNKIND (TiBB York)


-The performance begins with a mysterious figure struggling to get to the stage because of paparazzi, with camera lights flashing. It is Felicia Quiche, and they can't get enough of her.-

‘FELICIA! FELICA! Is it true you once brushed elbows with Rihanna?!’

‘Didn't you already do an Alicia Keys song a few years ago that flopped harder than Carole BB8’s titties?!’

‘Is it true you caught Augustine scissoring Caitlin?!’

-Another figure appears, and the paparazzi stop, with her exclaiming ‘WHY ‘AV YA STOPPED TEKKEN PHOTOS YA WEE SPECCY CUNTS’. It is Jo-Z, the boisterous Scottish bodyguard.-

-A spotlight floods the stage and Felicia appears, poorly playing a piano-

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Ooooooooh, TiBB York…
Ooooooooh, TiBB York…

Grew up in a forum,
That is full of members making scenes
Arguments are always loud
There are trolls all around
And the mods are mean
If I could make it here
I could make it anywhere
That's what they say
Seeing my name striked
Whilst other members shout ‘MAMA SLAAAAAY’

Even if it ain't all it seems
I got a mouth full of screams
Baby, I'm in

[Chorus:]
TiBB York, online jungle where dreams are shaded
There's nothing you can do
Now you're in TiBB York
Themes look like they're from 2002
Big Bro threads will depress you
Hear it for TiBB York, TiBB York, TiBB York

On the chat threads too, there ain't never a curfew
Ladies bait so hard
LukeB is smoking pot, Marsh is talking about cock
Others inform a mod
Z scratches his crabs
And the Spar is making Rob want to jump off a bridge
Smithy is thin as a kite, dying of hunger
And Adam calls you fat for opening the fridge...

I'm going to make it out by any means
This place is bursting at its seams
Baby, I'm in

[Chorus x2:]
TiBB York, online jungle where dreams are shaded
There's nothing you can do
Now you're in TiBB York
Themes look like they're from 2002
Big Bro threads will depress you
Hear it for TiBB York, TiBB York, TiBB York

One hand in the air for this place in pity
Even though it's sometimes ****ty
No forum in the world that can compare
Put your lighters in the air
Everybody say yeah, yeah yeah

[Chorus:]
TiBB York, online jungle where dreams are shaded
There's nothing you can do
Now you're in TiBB York
Themes look like they're from 2002
Big Bro threads will depress you
Hear it for TiBB York, TiBB York, TiBB York

-music fades out, Felicia bows-


Tack från djupet av mitt illaluktande slidan!

[Glenn.]

Some strong TiBB political songs tonight

[Drew.]

That photo of Homer >

Brilliant song

[Josiah.]

I misread slidan for Zlatan. My inner Lynda Woodruff is coming out.

[Tom4784]

I am slain.

Howled at the Smithy and Adam line and the themes shade.

[Shaun]

Everyone's inner Lynda Woodruffs should come out.

[Johnnyuk123]

That was so so good Tom. You should be very proud of yourself. Excellent stuff!

[Shaun]

Youtube video

[Crimson Dynamo]

our mods are better than any other forum tbh but i am here for them getting battered as they can take it, that is why they are the best

[Wizard.]

Deserves a grammy Tom

[Jamie89]

The titles are amazing and Illuminate Beautiful, Josiah! Great job guys

All these entries are brilliant (I'm getting increasingly embarrassed about mine ) Well done everyone!!

[Crimson Dynamo]

And Adam calls you fat for opening the fridge...

[Jamie89]

The postcards are really impressive btw SuperV

[T*]

Thank you

[Wizard.]

Wtf I always thought Cyprus was in Greece

[Shaun]

.

Originally Posted by Jake.

To the sound of:

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*The set beings with the two coffins of Ken & Jade being hoisted down from the ceiling, before being placed on stage in front of their respective microphones*



Don't go breaking my heart
I couldn't if I died!
Oh honey if I need seRVANTS
Have Danielle Lloyd if you like

Don’t go making me starve
‘Cause of you the slaves can’t eat
The Chin-ese sometimes don’t eat for months!
All ‘cause of biscuits and cheese!

Wooohooo... Everyone knows it
You let Shilpa down
She served raw chicken crown!
Wooohooo... Everyone knows it
(Everyone knowssss)
Right from the start
I was racist at heart
Ohhhhhhh... I was racist at heart

So don’t take the game to heart
You might have failed us the task!
Don’t take the game to heART

There’s nobody to serve us!
'Cause Shilp's cleaning with her toothbrush!
And now you've upset "H", babe
I've forgotten his last hit!

So don’t you misunderstand me!
Stop waving the butter knife!
You’ve racked up record complaints
I’ve got OXO’s in my sights

Wooohooo... Everyone knows it
Your argument's dumb!
She said she ordered none!
Wooohooo... Everyone knows it
(Everyone knowssss)
With Jo & that tart
I was fucked from the start
Ohhhhhhh... I was fucked from the start

Don’t go breaking my heART
I won’t go breaking your heart
Don’t go breaking my heart

*During the instrumental, Shilpa Shetty joins the stage as OXO cubes descend from the ceiling*



Wooohooo... Your hubby's a right prICK
And your mother's a clown
Dragging her arm around
Right from the start
I was racist at heart
Ohhhhhhh... I was racist at heart

Don’t go breaking my heart
I won’t go breaking your heart
(Don’t go breaking maaa... x2)
Don’t go making me starve
(Don’t go breaking maaa... x2)

I won’t go making you starve
Don’t take the game to heART
(Don’t go breaking maaa... x2)
I won't take the game to heart
Don’t go breaking my heart
I won’t go breaking your heart

[Johnnyuk123]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

And Adam calls you fat for opening the fridge...

Your a bit of a troublemaker aint you.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Johnnyuk123

Your a bit of a troublemaker aint you.

[T*]

Jake HOLY ****

[Drew.]

**** sakes