[T*]

I'm laughing at the dinner table **** omg
THE COFFIN pICTURE

[Jamie89]

Morbidly hilarious

[Shaun]

It's a little known fact about TiBB Eurovision that the coffin of Ken Russell has been on standby for use as a prop since 2012.

[Jamie89]

*During the instrumental, Shilpa Shetty joins the stage as OXO cubes descend from the ceiling*

Can this happen in real life pls

[Crimson Dynamo]

[Johnnyuk123]

Well done Jake. This is great and very funny!

[Wizard.]

I think I pissed myself Jake, well done! Using Shilpa and her 4m twitter followers to win TiBB Eurovision 2016?

[T*]

Originally Posted by Shaun

It's a little known fact about TiBB Eurovision that the coffin of Ken Russell has been on standby for use as a prop since 2012.

sTOP

[Tom4784]

Jake to snatch victory from Johnny's Grasp using the corpses of Z-listers?

[Josy]

Good work Tom

[Shaun]

Youtube video

oh crap i'm next

[T*]

Can I use the Ken pic as my avi

[T*]

Originally Posted by Josy

Good work Tom

[Johnnyuk123]

Originally Posted by Dezzy

Jake to snatch victory from Johnny's Grasp using the corpses of Z-listers?

He's right up there in my top3 so far! Brilliant stuff Jake!

[Shaun]

A list of everyone that Azealia Banks has ever feuded with over Twitter rolls up on screen behind the performers. BAUUER, Disclosure, Lily Allen, Lady GaGa, Angel Haze, Perez Hilton, Iggy Azalea, A$AP Rocky, Pharrell Williams, Rita Ora, The Stone Roses, Erykah Badu, Zayn Malik, Miley Cyrus, Beyonce, Rihanna, Kreayshawn, T.I., Lil' Kim, Dominique Young Unique, Nicki Minaj, Judd Apatow, Jim Jones, Delta Airlines Employees, Sarah Palin, Numerous Security Guards, Eminem, Kendrick Lamar, Katy Perry, Willam Belli, Kanye West, Lorde...

The final name is 'Skai Jackson', followed by the picture of her that's become a meme.



To the tune of... (skip to 0:30)

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Twitter Twisters - Shade Enough (feat. Azealia Banks)

[Azealia sits in a straitjacket with her mouth taped shut. Our hero of the story, Jake's Queer, walks slowly around her throwing taunts. Think of Jake walking around her in black PVC like in this link. I know I do. All the time.]
[Verse 1: Jake's Queer]
Fighting for fun, she just can't get a grip,
Beat up a bouncer, you've all seen the clip.
She's a lil' bit looser than you, boo, she'd argue with LuLu,
Then call her a coon and a bitch.
Had her Twitter app to screech on
I don't know what drugs is she on
She gon' have no friends if she go'n
Blow by blow, don't care, she'll keep on.
She's got a perp and it's unspecific,
She wanna get fuckin' mental with shit
Let's get this hoe's episode over fast, overload,
Hope to god she keeps her mouth zipped.

[Jakes rips off her gag and she immediately starts protesting.]

[Hook 1: Azealia Banks' part]
I haven't thrown my shade enough. I haven't thrown my shade enough.
Shade enough, shade enough.
I - I haven't thrown my - I haven't thrown my
I haven't thrown my shade enough. I haven't thrown my shade enough.
Shade enough, shade enough
I - I haven't, I haven't, I - I - I - I

[He reapplies the gag as a chorus of random TiBB gays lowers to the stage on wires from the ceiling. Amongst them are Firewire, Lucas, Glenn and Babayaro. We're onto you, Marc.]

[Hook 2: Twitter Twisters]
Shade enough, crazy stuff, ain't she rough?
Shade enough, crazy stuff, ain't she rough?

[Azealia somehow manages to spit the gag out.]

[Hook 3: Azealia Banks' part]
Sure enough
My mouth is running, and you can't keep up
Let me break it down for you:
I'm bitter, and always looking for
A conflict, so - fuck youuuu...

[Jake pushes her chair over and she takes some time to recover her composure.]

[Verse 2: Jake.'s Queer]

Forums always talking
'Bout this bitch, only got one album
And she runs her mouth very often but
Mmm-hmm Mmm-hmm
Didn't vote for Obama
As she'd like to back up old Donald
Trump'd send her to Tijuana, so
Mmm-hmm, Mmm-hmm
People always ask 'who's she?'
That girl who peaked with 212, si?
So with Slay-Z showed us her boobies, oh...
Mmm-hmm, Mmm-hmm
Now she's yelling at jew-ies
Going on about her 'black beauty'
I just thought she was bougie, but
Mmm-hmm, Mmm-hmm

[Azealia is briefly mortified to discover a projection of her latest artwork has been plastered on the Eurovision stage, but at this point is just happy for the promo. She beams now, as the floating TiBB gays return with a wonderful new 3-syllable rhyme for the song title.]

Spoiler:

[Hook 2: Twitter Twisters]
Shade enough, dizzy chuff, fisticuffs
Shade enough, dizzy chuff, fisticuffs...

[The attention wears off and she's suddenly pissed, again.]

[Hook 1: Azealia Banks' part]
I haven't thrown my shade enough. I haven't thrown my shade enough.
Shade enough, shade enough.
I - I haven't thrown my - I haven't thrown my
I haven't thrown my shade enough. I haven't thrown my shade enough.
Shade enough, shade enough
I - I haven't, I haven't, I - I - I - I

[She suddenly takes a seat as she's realised that Lil' Kim has @ed her on Facebook.]

[Bridge: Jake.'s Queer]
One-trick-pony always flops, her jig's up
Don't see that man, cause I've got her blocked.
We're told we ignore her hits,
Truth is we don't hear of it,
'Cos her label's dropped.
No fees, more pleas, more beef,
She'll drop that tape on us but her verses are just sleaze.
Not black? Avoid her please,
'Cos she'll summon up summin' dumb
'bout curry n' poppadoms and be rude
'bout your mum too. This bitch is scum.

[Hook 3: Azealia Banks' part]
Sure enough
My mouth is running, and you can't keep up
Let me break it down for you:
I'm bitter, and always looking for
A conflict, so - fuck youuuu...
[Hook 2: Twitter Twisters]
Shade enough, crazy stuff, ain't she rough?
Shade enough, crazy stuff, ain't she rough?

[The chorus of gays put a hex on Azealia Banks and she is never heard of after this performance again. Jake exits the stage triumphantly and is promptly hit on by all of them.]

~

[Josy]

Omg Jake

I'm a bit behind btw

[T*]

Why would you do this to my baby azealia

[Jamie89]

Yas @ Shady Love!!! Brilliant Shaun

[Pete.]

Stream Big Big Beat

[Josy]

Brilliant Shaun

[Tom4784]

This was honestly flawfree from start to finish

[Johnnyuk123]

Well done Shaun. Great lyrics! Love the song too. Your lyrics with the song work really well together. Congrats!

[Shaun]

Thanks all

Youtube video

[Drew.]

Great work Shaun

[SuperV]

loved it Shaun in my top 4!