[Black Dagger]

One of my favourite songs of all time

[Shaun]

Youtube video

[Johnnyuk123]

Jamie! So so good! Well done!

[Tom4784]

I apologise in advance for this rushed mess you're about to see.

[T*]

Originally Posted by Dezzy

I apologise in advance for this rushed mess you're about to see.

We're used to it

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Dezzy

The Mod and the Hulk
By Dezzy Cray Bansen

Spoiler:

Youtube video

I grow thirsty every time that you log on
You always seem to write in Haikus
I never know when you'll post again
I'm in love with Arista
(We see a VT in the background depicting various famous romance scenes from films. We see Arista lift Dezzy up onto the rails of a cruise ship only to drop him overboard when he hears someone mention Jeremy Corbyn.)

In the night I spam your wall and
Wanna know when you're coming on
Don't ignore me, message back
I want your love
(We see Arista open his front door, Dezzy is there with a series of messages written on cards declaring his love. Arista slams the door in his face and goes back to watching Pointless on Bloated BBC1HD.)

You're messy and you love Trump
But I'd still give you a pump
So let's go to bed, turn on TV
Watch Sky News
(We see Dezzy and Arista at a pottery wheel, sensually creating a sculpture of Donald Trump out of clay but the scene changes and Dezzy realises that he is sensually spinning a clay wig with Glenn instead.)

So let's get down and funky
Give me your love, I'll be your Junkie
You always buy Smartprice in bulk
You're Bruce Banner, I'm your She-Hulk
(Dezzy is hanging upside down in a rainsoaked New York Alley, Arista pulls down Dezzy's mask and leans in for a kiss, he notices Dezzy's wallet lying on the floor. He steals the wallet and leaves Dezzy hanging in the rain.)

I rewatch our love story in (1080p) HD
I guess this is Life in the City
Oh, Why won't you love me?
Blame it all on New Labour
(We see Dezzy singing passionately to Arista in a french playhouse. Arista presses his buzzer and Dezzy doesn't get through to the next round. Dezzy then dies of Tuberculosis.)

When you're not here and things get boring
I start banning people just for fun
Don't ignore me, PM back
Before everyone's gone
(We see Dezzy lying lifelessly in a chapel after drinking posion. Arista looks at him and he considers using the poison on Dezzy's lips to join him in the afterlife but then he remembers there's 5% off of 4K TVs at Asda Wallmart and opts to do that instead.)

This really isn't stalking
Ooh, it's just true love
Let me wear you like a glove
Oh
(Arista and Dezzy are dancing at a snooty club when Dezzy runs at Arista who then lifts him up into the air. Arista struggles to keep hold of Dezzy and drops him, calling him fat as he hits the floor. Dezzy becomes a quadriplegic as a result of his injuries.)

Arista, you were like a dream
filling out those faded jeans
Our love's a right wing twister
I'm in love with Arista
(We see Dezzy running through an airport, trying to get to Arista before he boards a plane and leaves forever. Dezzy then gets arrested and sent to prison for trying to board a plane without buying a ticket thereby ruining his career and life prospects for nothing.)

It feels like I'm playing Yandere Sim
and this relationship's looking grim
Don't ignore me, don't say bye
Notice me Senpai
(We see Arista cheat on his wife The Truth with Dezzy, he becomes obsessed with Arista and torments his wife and his young daughter Mock. He eventually ends up being shot and killed in a bath by the Truth in an ending that most critics described as being inferior to the original.)

~

[Tom4784]

This must be how Britney Spears feels about Britney Jean

[Jamie89]

Thanks for the comments (I was really unsure about it ) Glad you liked it! (...sorry about the flip flop!)

[Shaun]

The greatest love song ever told

[Johnnyuk123]

Well done Dezzy!

[Drew.]

Feel a bit emotional after that

[SuperV]

Last song!

[Josy]

love it dezzy

[Wizard.]

Sadder than the Notebook :'(

[Morgan.]

Only have until 9 so I think I'm going to just make it!

[Shaun]

Youtube video

Josiah decided to design his own Postcard, soz SuperV x

[Wizard.]

omg who's the hunk?

[Jamie89]

Amazing Dezzy

[SuperV]

All good, good job on the postcard!

[Tom4784]

Thank you for your polite comments

[Black Dagger]

****ing slain by the glasses removal.

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Josiah.

Name: Josiah Stuart (me)
Song: Too Hard to Care
Lyrics:
Verse 1:
I've been beat down,
f-ed up for you;
caught in a landslide of emotions,
all for you,
they've been complaining about you;
causing a riot in my heart...

Chorus 1:
But it's too hard to care,
time to say goodbye.
Cause you've been cheating,
now you're causing me to hurt;
but the fire's never over,
heart is broken,
but there's just one thing to say...
I'm gone!

Verse 2:
I'm going under,
gasping for air;
felt like a failure now that we're done,
I'm still thinking about you;
our breakup was messy,
and I'm just wanting to die...

Chorus 1:
But it's too hard to care,
time to say goodbye.
Cause you've been cheating,
now you're causing me to hurt;
but the fire's never over,
heart is broken,
but there's just one thing to say...
I'm gone!

Spoken Bit (Bridge):
Having realised that leaving you
by possibly killing myself
hurts a lot. The world needs me,
and you need me.
There's no way I can be in this world
without you...

Chorus 2:
It was too hard to care,
I was out of line.
Cause I am running,
falling into your arms;
but the fire's never over,
love is mended,
now there's no need to say;
That it was too hard to care,
I was out of line.
Cause I am running,
falling into your arms;
but the fire's never over,
love is mended,
now there's no need to say...
I'm gone!
I'm home,
and it's so much better to be with you;
than without you.

~

[Tom4784]

Originally Posted by _LucasMichael_

****ing slain by the glasses removal.

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Oh **** off at that filter.

[Wizard.]

screaming at Josiah's masterpiece being on soundcloud for a month already

[T*]

Amazing!