[Garfie]

Originally Posted by ConnieLingus

OK, you utter bull****ter!

How the hell can someone fit so much k eech into one post without wretching? Go and get a job or a life....or preferably both.

Oh dear, ConnieLingus! Here comes that anger and resentment again! You didn't follow the advice, did you?

'K eech'? Oh dear, oh dear...... Is this yet another indication of your lack of education? I suggest, yet again, you go read some books, and invest in that dictionary I was telling you about!

As I already have both a successful career, and a very full life, your cliched advice is of no use to me, but your efforts are recognised. However, if you feel the need to make further suggestions, could you at least try to make them slightly original?

Now, run along to the dole office, ConnieLingus, and put your signature where necessary.... However, if that seems a bit challenging, just ask someone to point out the relevant place, and put an X instead of a signature!