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Watching their relationship develop over their time in the house, I am sceptical as to it's authenticity. But the objective signs seem to suggest otherwise, as Stu is genuinely affectionate towards Michelle at times. He gets on like a normal guy who's got himself a new girlfriend, but is naturally shy and even more so, with the cameras and half the nation watching him.

On the other hand, Michelle gets on like she wants the whole world to know that she owns Stu, and that she is quite willing to mark her territory. Short of pi**ing on him, Michelle has pretty much marked him out as her property. She is needy and insecure, and knows that she has scored out of her league by getting Stu. It's gonna be a nightmare for her when they're out of the house, and in her tiny mind, she will have to compete for Stu against the rest of the country. Maybe then she will resort to pi**ing on him. Or maybe some special "aftershave" for his birthday...

But Stu seems to like the domineering woman, telling him what to do constantly. He likes to be bossed about by this girl, who seems to be a replacement for his mother while he is in the house. Bit of an Oedipus Complex maybe, but I'm sure our resident psychologist, Linzi will be able to answer that. And maybe answer what she meant by "I'm not a physic"??

Michelle to lose