[Rustic bauble]

Originally Posted by Clootie Dumpling

I didn't notice tbh!

[Northern Monkey]

It was like an elephants trunk

[the truth]

The man has an enormous schlong theres no denying it, put my 6.5 incher to shame lol but he is simply a giant bell-end and nothing more

[Robertocarlo]

I could, as a Gay man, give his huge shlong some serious 'attention'!!!

[alex_front2]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

She'll have a sore throat tomorrow.

[Gusto Brunt]

Originally Posted by the truth

The man has an enormous schlong theres no denying it, put my 6.5 incher to shame lol but he is simply a giant bell-end and nothing more

Then maybe he should be doing gay porn.

[jet]

The big dick with the big dick. Get the dicks outta there.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by MrWong

I'm guessing Nandos was the most romantic meal of her life

No - the most romantic meal she ever had was probably the mouthful of frankfurter she was enjoying during that most 'Romantic' shower of her life, the crass stupid cow.

[jet]

The most romantic shower my ass. The most desperate one, she means, to try and keep her fake romancer Lewis in the show.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by the truth

The man has an enormous schlong theres no denying it, put my 6.5 incher to shame lol but he is simply a giant bell-end and nothing more

I ain't about to get into any 'dick measuring' contest, but I would pit mine against him, though 'it is not the size of the rod anyway, but how skilled one is at fishing'.

My most important 'assets' have always been my tongue and fingers.

[empire]

and people say heavy D live's a sheltered life, marnie proves them wrong.