[Sticks]

From another thread

Originally posted by Sticks

Slight update on the machinations of the Office of the Cyber Devil's Advocate General.

There was a new Spirit of Lurve and Romance appointed this year, and as part of their induction, they were assigned to bring a couple together on a Big Brother programme. It being a pressure cooker environment it was deemed an easy introductory task.

Fate had selected a relationship to be set up between Emma and Jason however the new Spirit of Lurve had other ideas. She felt sorry for my client when she heard that she had broken up from a boy friend. She was also put off by Jason's entrance, and said he seemed like a poser

After looking at the only possible options for the lass she felt sorry for, The Spirit of Lurve and Romance then proceeded to set up the romance between Mr Wilson and my client.

Due to my experience with a former Spirit of True Love it seems I was appointed Michelle's Cyber Devil's Advocate.

Plus she comes from our region

It looks, thanks to Channel 4, like my contract will expire, unless I get kept on as a retainer. I understand that this afternoon, Fate, The Spirit of Lurve and Romance and the Cyber Devil's Advocate General were in a meeting.

I will keep you informed as soon as I am told anything.

It is at this point my contract to be Michelle's Cyber Devil's Advocate should expire.

However I have not been given any further instruction as Fate, the Cyber Devil's Advocate General and the Spirit of Lurve and Romance are still in a high level meeting.

I heard some swearing when Davina made the announcement come from their office.


The Spirit of Lurve and Romance wants the Stuart and Michele romance to flourish outside the house.

Fate was livid that she did not engineer the Emma Jason love match as she was instructed and has pointed out that The Spirit of Lurve is still on her 6 month probation. Our Cyber Devil's Advocate General is caught in the middle and the director of the Mortal Affairs Group is arranging to teleconference from his holliday in the Canary Islands. He is not a happy bunny.

The only work I have is the casework on Shell, since her cyber devil's advocate is on the sick, and I need to get familiar with that brief..

I wil check back with you sometime over the weekend, but the latest rumour is that we are going to be pulled off of Big Brother altogether

[Sunny_01]

Oh no Sticks that would be tragic - you are such a tremendous advocate for the hms that you are allocated as your charges. Keep up the good work in years to come

[Sticks]

There was talk around the office about a new work called operation "Firestorm", most likely some other reality TV bandwagon thing.

Anyhue

At the moment the office neutral on who to win.

They still have not requested back Shell's file

As for Stuart, it is uncertain. If he went on Wednesday, that shortens the amount of time he is separated from Michelle.

If he were to win, Michelle could be portrayed as a gold digger.

But Shell has not made an impact as she is caught up in a clash of the titans.

As of this moment I am not authorised to proceed to any other client or promote anyone. I do feel that Shell has gone through quite an ordeal in these last 9 weeks and has remained faithful to her Scott. (I think I may have said to much there - we are officially Neutral)

More high level talks this weekend.

The director of the Mortal Affairs Group has now instructed that no decisions will be made until after the Sunday Tabloids have been published.

[AndyJK]

I hope you're appointed as Dan's advocate, Sticks. He's the only who can stop Nadia winning now.

[Kore]

i really really really really hope nadia the bore doesnt win, shes done nothing in the house entertaining, vic shud be still in that house

[shellspeare]

you've done it again sticks, you never cease to make me smile, will you marry me?

[Sticks]

Originally posted by AndyJK
I hope you're appointed as Dan's advocate, Sticks. He's the only who can stop Nadia winning now.

Sorry I'm afraid it does not work that way - We are a kind of advocacy service we do not officially back people to win our remit is to give a defence.

You need to go down the corridoor, through the swing doors on your right. Across the quad is the office of the Cyber Warriors. A great crowd from my day as a Cyber warior, but a lot of them got exiled when they shut down the old C4 Reach Forum.

I hope this helps

[Sticks]

I forgot to mention that the shed the Cyber Warriors reside has a website

See this link, but be gentle with them. I still pop in there from time to time as I served as a cyber warrior before I was transferred to the Office of the Cyber Devil's Advocate.

[shellspeare]

*sobs at being ignored*

[Sticks]

Sorry I did not see that proposal

We could meet up a Borris Bar ?