[Tom4784]

I'm glad you didn't do that Zee, I'm looking at doing an Arista themed song for the next contest.

[Z]

Originally Posted by Shaun

but as it's now been posted (and already sits at #93 on the Belgian (Flanders) iTunes chart) you can't use it

The Diktaturdays overshadowing my latest releases

[Glenn.]

Mr Penisul will slay all you basic bitches in December. You're not gonna look at Christmas the same way again.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

New Yids On The Block

Reading through this old stuff 'cos I've entered this years comp but not been here for the others, and I came across this -- just nearly peed myself. It is genuinely hilarious. Classic.

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Shaun

"British Place" by Nigi Faraj

Youtube video

Lyrics:

Spoiler:

[Verse 1]
Let's take control of the electoral system
Europeans everywhere, don't say you missed them
When they come over here, they be stealing jobs
Or got knives concealed like filthy yobs,
And they smell, they're Hell, they always gotta yell
Their food stinks, though I admit they cook well.
They smoke, they toke, they might sell coke,
They be comin' over here, ain't no wonder we broke.
Take a mother****ing trip (trip) on some bloody ship (ship)
Kiss them toodle-pip (pip) benefits go snip (snip)
These the kind of polls I was hopin' for
And yes you'll get slapped if you vote Labour

I said, excuse me, can I count on your vote?
My demographic's always watching Murder, She Wrote,
I mean, my face bloats, I may look like a scrote
But I can't help it, got a party to promote
Vote UKIP, vote UKIP, somebody please get me into parliament
I am Nigi Faraj, I make my facts up; wary around blacks and avoid tax stuff

[Chorus]
Look, we got the Tories runnin' away
Sporting purple flags even though we ain't gay
We just love the U-U-U-U, U-U-U-U-K
Keep this a British place
U-U-U-U, U-U-U-U-K
Yeah, that's that British place
U-U-U-U, U-U-U-U-K
Keep this a British place
U-U-U-U, U-U-U-U-K
Such a bloody disgrace.

[Verse 2]
This one is for the boys in the Poland
I'll meet you at the airport when you hoes land
Respect the wishes of the European court?
But I think I like it better when we deport
And I think I hate the thought of gay marriage,
Call myself Faraj when my name is Farrage
Forgive the expenses that I took, expenses that I took
'fore you ask me to **** off-off...

Excuse me, can I borrow your time? You know I've really got it in for Albanian guys
I mean, sigh, sick of these guys. You can tell I believe what the Daily Mail writes, oh
Vote UKIP, vote UKIP, somebody please swallow my old bull****
I am Nigi Faraj, I make my facts up; wary around blacks and avoid tax stuff

[Chorus]

[Bridge]
See, you need a guy who's gonna say
No, in the EU we can't stay
French and Germans please go away (ay-ay)
Boy, I'm running out of xenophobic cliches
Just sick of all these Belgians that we have to obey
Oh, keep out of the, U-U-U-U, U-U-U-U-K
Don't you love the U-U-U-U, U-U-U-U-K?

[Chorus]x2

I'm not saying I caused Brexit but...guys...I think I caused Brexit

[Ammi]

...*slaps Shaun*...slaps him again...not Brexit related at all or causing it, just likes slapping Shaun....