I am afraid of spiders in fact I'm terrified
It's with me since I was a little girl though to shake it off I have tried
Now no money on Gods green earth would make me go in there
As at every ****ing corner I would face my biggest fear
I laugh at these 'celebritites' cos they only see the dosh
They go into the jungle thinking they are all quite posh
I am afraid of heights or spiders they all tend to proclaim
Enclosed spaces critters too Jesus they just sound so laim
If you are afraid of all these things then bloody stay at home
And give us all a ****ing break instead of whinge and moan
I sympathise with everyone who's arachnaphobe like me
But Adam was offered lots of bucks so to go there he agreed
Therefore I have no pity not a shred for him in there
If he bolted out tomorrow I wouldnt bloody care
Sam was brilliant in last nights show in the museum task
We knew she was so terrified but to stop it she didnt ask
She could teach Adam a thing or two tell him grow a set of balls
His screeching is awful it is true all he does is scream and bawl
I hope to God he doesnt win cos his looks some votes might get
If he does I'll go demented as his antics make me fret
Larry is so brilliant the throne might be in his sight
Or Sam the little athlete she impressed me so last night
Dear Waterhog I'm new in here as I stick to the BB
But I had to write this little poem sent with love to you from me
I had this written before I saw your last line haha
Love rb x