[Shaun]

HBK

[Amy Jade]

[T*]

where is rudolph and augustine to share witty insights on the songs -slams table-

[Jamie89]

Brilliant Jake (and yes the hbk cameo was inspired ) Well done!

[Shaun]

Youtube video

[Shaun]

oh it's me hi

[MB.]

Two Trumps in one night? We should be so lucky

[Shaun]

To the tune of...

Youtube video

Every four years we get obsessed,
We hear the same old shit being said.
I wrote this song just to say fuck you, Ohio
Yeah they've count all boroughs
And the Trump/Pence they go

[A series of video montages appear on the screen behind Gigolo during each trumpet break. The first one displays Trump and Pence skipping down the halls of the White House together.]

And the Trump/Pence they go

[In the next scene, Trump and Pence are seen pointing and laughing at a woman wearing a veil. Pence gets on the floor behind her and Donald pushes her over him. They skip away laughing.]

Yeah the Trump/Pence they go

[Pence clamps down the wrists of a gay man to a chair as he's subjected to conversion therapy. Donald tilts his head and rests it on Mike's shoulder, as they smile at their work.]

Ooooh - they go

Is it weird that I thought America wouldn't vote this moron? (vote this moron)
Can I please just ask that you remind me when Kanye West's done? (Kanye West's done)



Is it me or did I hear that Trump/Pence want war with Iran? (war with Iran)
Is it me or are they deporting anyone called Juan?

[Donald & Mike wave off a group of Mexicans at the border as they sip from brandy glasses. They clink them together.]

Every time the news gets depressed
I see Hillary in my head
I wrote this song just to say fuck you oh, Moscow
Yeah we donned this rainbow
But the Trump/Pence, they go (And they're "praying" for you, gurl)

[Mike Pence is visibly spitting and frothing at the mouth as he snatches a Pride flag from Gigolo and stamps on it, furiously.]

And the Trump/Pence they go (yeah)

[Donald attempts to dab in front of the Kremlin with his friend Vladimir Putin, making this at least remotely European.]



Yeah the Trump/Pence they go

[A series of deleted Tweets appear on the screen, including one that, bafflingly, just says: "depends on owner of pillow".]

Yeah the Trump/Pence they go (go, go go, go go, go, go go)

[Mike and Donald hold hands as they push the button to detonate the demolition of an abortion clinic. They kick a pregnant woman as they skip away again.]

And they go (damn)

Is it weird that he says that climate change is all wrong? (is all wrong)
Is it weird that he might show his own daughter his dong? (daughter his dong)
Is it weird that he's there, burning copies of the Qu'ran? (of the Qu'ran)
Is it weird that he thought China was a Kardashian?

[Melania comes on stage for the key change in the bridge.]

Every time that he gets undressed
I am filled with all kinds of regret
He wrote this song whilst taking a poo

Every time (Every time) I get out of bed (Every time I get out of bed)
I hear civilisation's dead (I hear civilisation's dead)
I wrote this song (I wrote this song) just hope it's not true (Just hope it ain't true)
Yeah the public follow
With the Trump/Pence they go (Acapella on 'em)

[A yellow brick wall is gradually built as Trump & Pence skip along it, with a rag tag bunch of voters following.]

They go, oh-ooh, yeah



Come on, come on, come on
They go

[Jake.]

thanks all!!!

[Johnnyuk123]

Brilliant stuff Jake! So so good and calling Josy out on her own hypocrisy makes it all the more wonderful!

[T*]

Originally Posted by Johnnyuk123

Brilliant stuff Jake! So so good and calling Josy out on her own hypocrisy makes it all the more wonderful!

hi can you not do this

[T*]

Every time that he gets undressed
I am filled with all kinds of regret
He wrote this song whilst taking a poo

lMFAOssdf
Great work shaun

[Josiah.]

Yes, good work Shaun.

[Jake.]

shaun great work as per

[Niamh.]

superb

[Johnnyuk123]

Originally Posted by IcedT*

hi can you not do this

Speaking a truth is not forbidden... yet.

[Amy Jade]

I love the Trump songs

[Shaun]

Youtube video

[MB.]

Shaun > Lennon-McCartney imo

[Johnnyuk123]

Well done Shaun!

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Johnnyuk123

Speaking a truth is not forbidden... yet.

Can you just take a break for one night atleast fgs

[Jamie89]

Fantastic Shaun Well done

[MB.]

I just noticed "depends on owner of pillow"

[T*]

Originally Posted by McGregrrrrrrrr

Can you just take a break for one night atleast fgs

.

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by McGregrrrrrrrr

Beautiful RealityTvStars (Feat. NickyMinaj91)
Song For Whoever.......... is the prettiest/most down to earth/snobby/rich

To be sung to the tune of :

Youtube video

I love my new obsession, oh my latest craze
I love your VoiceUK songs, My latest fling

Love you because you dance with,poise and grace
And I love the brown belts you wear, as you sing

Sleep, never Sleep
I'll write my posts and make them weep
When challangers come, to your defence I'll leap,
And put them all down

Oh Daisy, Oh Georgina, Oh Georgia, Oh too
I watch so many shows about you
I forget your name (I forget your name)
Georgina, Lauren, Georgia May too, Daisy and Maan I love you
I forget your name
Georgina, Lauren, Georgia May too, Daisy and Maan I love you
I forget your name

I love my new obsession, oh my latest craze
I love the way it makes every member sigh
I love to watch, you on Strictly, oh your grace
And I wish my votes would count in Big bro, Oh sigh

Weep I weep, Your number I, atleast can leak,
My friends could you be dears it's cheap, so buy, Vote and, buy, buy, buy

Oh Daisy, Oh Lauren, Oh Georgina, Oh too
You're cute and oh so funny, I wrote this song for you
Georgina, Lauren, Georgia May too, Daisy and Maan I love you
I wrote this song for you
Georgina, Lauren, Georgia May too, Daisy and Maan I love you


Oh Daisy, Oh Lauren, Oh Georgina, Oh too
You're cute and oh so funny, I wrote this song for you
Georgina, Lauren, Georgia May too, Daisy and Maan I love you
I wrote this song for you
Georgina, Lauren, Georgia May too, Daisy and Maan I love you
I wrote this song for you

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