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Another wait for number eight. See? I can rhyme.

#8



Points: 203

#betches unite for Cassandra <3 Even though she willingly aligned herself with Tim (like, I still don’t know what that was. Them pranking Phil was somewhat amusing, but I’m still confused over six months on. Were they a thing? Did she turn him gay? idgi), Cassandra was the star of BBCan4 if you ignore the fact that there’s still somebody from that season left to be ranked. Continuing the show’s proud tradition of amazing fourth place kweens, Cassandra played it hard, throwing strategy in people’s faces like she just didn’t care, and cackling in the diary room about it afterwards… and then being terrible at challenges <3 Like, she was so terrible at challenges that she only won HoH thanks to her dad winning some random counting challenge <3 I also still don’t know to this day how she made it to the final four, or how she managed to get out of being voted out at final five (<3), but she did and she might as well sign the BBCan All Stars contract now.

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