[Tozzie]

Originally Posted by Gusto Brunt

PETER PANT

Peter Pant was Peter Pan's brother
They also had the same mother
Different dad, though, it's very sore
Not seen him since he went out the door.

While Peter Pan looked young and that
Peter Pant had a face that looked like a raggy old mat

One day Pan and Pant went fishing
And Pant went missing

He was later found, in women's clothes
If you're a girl, probably like yours

Pan said, what's going, Peter?
Pant said, not Peter, Petra

My new name
That's the game
From now on
I am no son.

Hilarious, love it!