[waterhog]

what I want to no is - have you ever been to the right hospital but wrong floor like the pic of the accident I took today - everyone no's A&E is on lower ground in the best hospital in the world ROYAL FREE.



wrong floor right hospital ? 27.03.17

there is a flood
in hampstead its bleeding
luckily no loss of blood
relax ground floor staff if reading.
out is the news
i promise i was no informer
under control are the queues
the royal free is more tranquil then "nessun dorma".
i will change perception
take away the panic
only the best and never rejection
lowering the urge that is chronic.
when you enter
do so calm
the best in care is now center
no need to trigger a car alarm.
i am taking redundancy
not doing any more
as the picture shows it was a emergency
you got the right hospital but wrong floor.


( today while passing through the best hospital in the world i did see and took a photo of a car that had gone over a post on the ground floor of the royal free hospital. i have tryed to express a bit of humor doing this poem in making out there is a rush to been seen by the R3 as they are the best and will take care of you and people are flooding to the r3. this is not the case and like i say i am using humor. if this is your car i am sorry you had this accident. https://postimg.org/image/3t5j4vjc9/4d9a3ed0/ and if you want to find out about the best hospital in the world - you can here - https://www.royalfree.nhs.uk/ )

[Gusto Brunt]

BOTH LEGS THE SAME AGE

My aunt was called Betty, you see
A normal person, didn't have a degree.

But one day her knee went and that,
Just after she'd tripped over the cat.

'Oh heck!' she yelled, 'my knee has gone'
She knew that moment something was wrong.

A trip to the docs then took place
Along she went nice dress all lace

'Doc, my right knee hurts so bad', she whined
The doc looked back and said, 'never mind'.

Your knee is old, that's the trouble you see.
But my aunt was confused between you and me.

'But my left leg is the same age!'
She said, 'is it the cartilage?'

'Here's some pills the doc said'
Take two now, and get off to bed.
And you know what she did.
I'm not gonna kid

She took no pills and the pain went
Which was what fate had meant.

[Tozzie]

Originally Posted by Gusto Brunt

BOTH LEGS THE SAME AGE

My aunt was called Betty, you see
A normal person, didn't have a degree.

But one day her knee went and that,
Just after she'd tripped over the cat.

'Oh heck!' she yelled, 'my knee has gone'
She knew that moment something was wrong.

A trip to the docs then took place
Along she went nice dress all lace

'Doc, my right knee hurts so bad', she whined
The doc looked back and said, 'never mind'.

Your knee is old, that's the trouble you see.
But my aunt was confused between you and me.

'But my left leg is the same age!'
She said, 'is it the cartilage?'

'Here's some pills the doc said'
Take two now, and get off to bed.
And you know what she did.
I'm not gonna kid

She took no pills and the pain went
Which was what fate had meant.

you could have written this about me except I'm not yer Auntie Betty LOL

[Gusto Brunt]

Originally Posted by Tozzie

you could have written this about me except I'm not yer Auntie Betty LOL

I'll substitute the name.

[Marsh.]

This just reminded me of Johnny English, right floor wrong hospital.