[Gusto Brunt]

Rubbish Tip

My uncle Ron was called Mr Trash
Cause he used to pile up his fag ash
Not just that but bottles too
And the odd old smelly shoe

Stuff that was no good he saved dunno why
He even kept some unused mixed hair dye
But that was Ron through and through
Shame he died last year of the flu!

His house is now the council tip, it's true
Bring the rubbish there, easier for me and you.