[Shaun]

Male AI: INITIATING SEQUENCE_"GROW THREE TIMES IN SIZE FOR SOME REASON.exe" - installed.

"Thank you Monaco. Our sensors indicate that was both "humourous" and "topical to ThisIsBigBrother.com Forums". Congratulations. Processing next song, named 'Lithuania'

[Jamie89]

I'm crying, that was brilliant MB! I lost it at Natasha Hamilton's cameo

[MB.]

tfw a robot still has more charisma than any of this year's actual Eurovision hosts

[Babayaro.]

[T*]

Originally Posted by MB.

tfw a robot still has more charisma than any of this year's actual Eurovision hosts

is this vova shade

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Jamie89

I'm crying, that was brilliant MB! I lost it at Natasha Hamilton's cameo

Thank you

[Shaun]

Anteater by Funky Funky





The video begins with Babayaro, Marsh and the anteater playing Bop It on the living room floor.

It is night time.

Babayaro and Marsh are dressed as American jocks for some reason. The anteater looks normal for its kind.

[Record scratch]
[Freeze frame]

Babayaro: yup that’s me, you’re probably wondering why Marsh is in my home…

*20 minutes earlier*

Marsh and Babayaro are doing jelly shots in the kitchen


Marsh: that’s some dank jelly bro
Babayaro: you can say that aga-
Marsh: holy shit is that an anteater?!
Babayaro: it’s probably a dog
Marsh: it’s so god damn big!
Babayaro: this situation is not likely. I mean, anteaters can be found in Central America and we live in Europe. They cannot even see in the dark
Marsh: it has a snout and a long tongue
Babayaro: shit

Youtube video

He’ll only come out at night
The mean and hungry shite
Disgusting, ew! I’ve seen him here before
Frothing and masturbating
Ooh, he’s shitting on you and ties you against the door
So many persuade the beast
With a wink you’re away for free
The demon is riled, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a jaguar
What does it matter
If you get rid of
You ain’t gonna get too far

(Oh here he comes)
Watch your toys he’ll sook them up
(Oh here he comes)
He’s an anteater

I wouldn’t if I were you
I know what he can do
He’s a friendly man, but he could unzip your curled ma-aan part
Might not even matter
Guard duty is here and the beast is in the hall

(Oh here he comes)
Watch your toys he’ll sook them up
(Oh here he comes)
He’s an anteater
(Oh here he comes)
Watch your toys he’ll sook them up
(Oh here he comes)
He’s an anteater

Nooooo,
Oh here he comes
Watch your toys he’ll sook them up
Woah here comes
(Watch out)
He’s an anteater
Oh here he comes
(He’s an anteater)
Ooh, he’ll sook them up
(Ooh here he comes)
Here he comes, he’s an anteater
(Oh here he comes)
(Watch out)
He only comes out to fight, ooh
(Oh here he comes)
Here he comes
He’s an anteater
(Oh here he comes)
(He’s an anteater)
The demon is riled, ooh
(Oh here he comes)
Here he comes
Watch your toys, watch your toys
(Oh here he comes)
Oh, watch them, watch them, watch them, watch them
(Oh here he comes)
Yeah yeah he’s an anteater
(Oh here he comes)
(He’s an anteater)
He’s frothing and masturbating

[MB.]

Originally Posted by T*

is this vova shade

More Timur shade tbh (Timur <3)

[MB.]

Marc you disturbing nutter I assume "he's frothing and masturbating" refers to the anteater and not Marsh

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by MB.

Marc you disturbing nutter I assume "he's frothing and masturbating" refers to the anteater and not Marsh

Yes, that is correct

[Wizard.]

Marc that anteater is more famous than Marsh now

[Firewire]

Oh

[T*]

i'm lost for words

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by Riley.

Marc that anteater is more famous than Marsh now

Originally Posted by Firewire

Oh

Originally Posted by T*

i'm lost for words

[Glenn.]

Jesus Christ

[Glenn.]

Not gonna lie that was incrediable

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by Glenn.

Not gonna lie that was incrediable

ty

[Shaun]

Female AI: Male lifeform previously known as 'Rudolph' - Error: Red Nose not found - is undergoing recalibrations following a fatal sizing error.

Lithuanian mammal art has been executed successfully. Loading next entry, named 'Azerbaijan'.

[Jamie89]

this situation is not likely. I mean, anteaters can be found in Central America and we live in Europe. They cannot even see in the dark

A song that's both educational and hilarious

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by Jamie89

A song that's both educational and hilarious

Thank you your was really good too. Glad you changed it lol?

[T*]

Female AI: Male lifeform previously known as 'Rudolph' - Error: Red Nose not found - is undergoing recalibrations following a fatal sizing error.

why did this make me cackle

[Denver]

Well done you 2

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

Thank you your was really good too. Glad you changed it lol?

Thanks. I'm not sure, I think my other idea was a better idea and it's annoying that it didn't work (I might try again with it next time)... but I'm happy with what I did for something that was last minute

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by Adam.

Well done you 2

Ty

[Shaun]

Angered by piss poor results in previous competitions, Azerbaijan has decided to cheat their way to the top by teaming up with two other flop countries to form a girl group consisting of the finest singers from each country and thus Coalitious was born and they are coming for that crown by any means necessary.

Youtube video

Douze Points by Coalitious

Gather round
Secure those wigs
Gimme Douze Points

Hey, it's Azerbaijan
I'm that tiny little country that can
Coming for the win, you can't stop me
Looking around, it's gonna to be free
But just in case I've brought some friends
Unloved countries because friendship never ends
You say that's against the rules? Oh Honey
Screw those rules 'cus we've got money
Drillin' oil, always in the black
We collectin' coins but we never take the flack
We always place well, we'll never do bad
Just forget about Dilara, that washed up hag
We'll rise again and overcome
Destined to be the cream but not the scum
All voters, remember our song
'Cause with us in charge, nothing can go wrong

**** Rules, **** EU, now I- now I've come thru
**** Rules, **** EU, now I- now I've come thru
**** Rules, **** EU, now I- now I've come thru
**** Rules, **** EU, now I- now I've come thru
Comin' for those Brexit votes

Give us Douze, Douze Points
Gi-Give us Douze, Douze Points
Give us Douze Points
Gi-Give us Douze Points

Norway's here descending like a curse
Leaving all the desperate gays gasping of thirst
Ending bitches so hard, they're gonna need a nurse
We'll never ever be last, we'll always come in first
We love crime dramas they are always on primetime
We'll like to make a Killing and it's showtime
And there's a thousand Eyewitnesses to this crime.
Leaving bitches for dead on a Bridge while we climb (to victory!)
You jealous? I don't blame you
If Azer''s number 1, then we're number 2
You disagree? Well, that's on you
Eyes on the Fjords, I'll spell it out for you
N to the O to the R to the W and A to the- Hold it!... Y
Sofie Gråbøll-ing these hoes to the crown, next!

**** Rules, **** EU, now I- now I've come thru
**** Rules, **** EU, now I- now I've come thru
**** Rules, **** EU, now I- now I've come thru
**** Rules, **** EU, now I- now I've come thru
Comin' for those Brexit votes

Give us Douze, Douze Points
Gi-Give us Douze, Douze Points
Give us Douze Points
Gi-Give us Douze Points

It's Bosnia & Herzegovina
But everyone just calls us....irrelevant
We're known for nothing, we're very boring
But these Tibb Parodies keep us soaring
'Lick my Hotdog' was robbed, we're calling shade
We serve bops but only dust is paid
This year we have nothing, no tibb drama made the grade
and 'Marsh is gay' is overplayed
and so we'll be Azerbaijan's back up singers
In Sports terms, we're the wingers
We'll bring back the gold and win some secondhand glory
we've got no more rhymes so something something tory.
Bosnia & Herzegovina

**** Rules, **** EU, now I- now I've come thru
**** Rules, **** EU, now I- now I've come thru
**** Rules, **** EU, now I- now I've come thru
**** Rules, **** EU, now I- now I've come thru
Comin' for those Brexit votes

Give us Douze, Douze Points
Gi-Give us Douze, Douze Points
Give us Douze Points
Gi-Give us Douze Points

**** Rules, **** EU, now I- now I've come thru