[GlitterEyes]

If you can pick a one liner from this years big brother what would it be?

[telefan]

As in Davina's Opening Line,
My Fav was the one's she used at Launch:
"We've got a crowd, we've got a house, we've even got a little surprise. All we need now are some housemates"

or

"In 3 minutes time you will watch some people get out of a car and enter a house. Exactly what television was made for!"

[SairBabi92]

Amanda:
"Is it chicken and mushroom apple crumble?"

Brian:
"Ain't romeo that geezer from so solid crew?"

[dupin]

"Oh my God! We're psychopathic!"

"Now my bear smells of condom lube!"

"It's not my fault I'm a south east London it girl!"

"Goldilocks wants some bum action!"

Said by the twins, Gerry, Charley and Kara-Louise...

[BigBrother_x*]

( Charley sings that song about mercadies bends..."i worked hard all my life time..." )... then seany goes " wait a minuit charley just said she works hard all her lifwetime... if that isnt irony of century..."

and liam to gerry " the first thing i would say is shh! and the second is *laughs* !

lmao!

[dupin]

Originally posted by LiamToWin
( Charley sings that song about mercadies bends..."i worked hard all my life time..." )... then seany goes " wait a minuit charley just said she works hard all her lifwetime... if that isnt irony of century..."

and liam to gerry " the first thing i would say is shh! and the second is *laughs* !

lmao!

The first was funny, the second was nasty...

[supernoodles!]

'hey where the kitchen police,did you know where the kitchen police'
Brian during nominations,sounds funnier when you hear him say it lol

BB-'and who is chanelle?'
Chanelle-'Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!'
lol that ones a classic

[bonnie43uk]

Sam on finding a bug on her head: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggghhhhhhhhh"...

Amanda looking at Sam with a bug on her head:

"AAaaaaaggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hh"

that TOTALLY cracked me up

[Noel]

Lesley - "Just calm down and have some strawberries" hehe!

[BigSister]

"Now my bear smells of condom lube!" Gerry
"Where are all the cheers man" Charley
"Im sorry sarah"Who is sarah?" Ziggy/Chanelle
"

[Stu]

''Calm down Lesley. Calm down and have a Strawberry.''

[Wasted]

I don't think there have been any really witty one-liners this year, not as much as other years anyway.

Although this one from Chanelle made me laugh even though I don't like her;

"Sh*t just constantly flies out of her mouth and sprays people in the face!"

[CorBlimey]

No - not many!!!
Apologies for repeats, copy n paste...I aint editing it!

"Big Brother is just feeling Big Brother's age"

Jonathan - "There's enough DNA on that dressing gown to make a clone."

Charley..... 'Black, black, black! That's all you ever wear love, you wanna get some colour in your life'
Chanelle...... 'Well, I think black's better than no trousers`

BB...Your time for thinking about breasts is over
Liam..My time for thinking about breasts is NEVER over...

Tracey about Billi..Billi No-mates?...Thats cruel. He`s got mates...just not in here...

Lesley..I`m planning on creating a line of clothing for middle-aged women who are still vaguely

continent...

When Charley was going on about Harvey Nicks..
Lesley...Isn`t that one of life`s cruel ironies. I can afford to shop there...

During the 7 sins task...
BB..Liam, do you come here often?
Liam..yeah, once a day, when Charley`s getting on my nerves...


audience chants "GET CHARLEY OUT, GET CHARLEY OUT"
brian: DER BLUDDY MEN'AL, OOO DE 'ELL'S JOHNNAY???????

BB lamante: Big Brother is going to be having a party and will be inviting five very special guests.
Chanelle: the spice girls!

CAROLE "I'm as sharp as a button me"

Lesley - I can assure you, if I got my way, everyone else will be a lot happier

BB: Amanda when you get up in the morning do you think of ways to break your microphone?

Ziggy : 'I've been on my own since I got here'

Jonty : I think the best moment with Ziggy was when we were in the Halfway House and I was farting and

farting... then he said, 'as there are so many, would you be offended if I didn't laugh at every single

one?'"

Charley..."I cant believe it, they`re chanting `Get Charley out` Liam..`I nearly joined in....`

Charley...`People hate me because I`m attractive and wear fashionable clothes`...Liam...`No, its because

you`re a w**ker`


Liam and Brian telling each other how great the other one was, Ziggy shouted from the c'van "Get a

room...you`re both great, Id vote for you`...Liam sang `Did you ever know that you`re my hero`

Brian thinking that girls dont do number2's - Nicky telling him that they do big smelly ones

Chanelle to Charley "What have you got, go go gadget ears?"

Lesley "Calm down and eat a stawberry"

Chanelle :"I can't help it if I have a natural curl to my hair."

"We've only got carrots and I'll end up with the pointy end."

""Sh*t just flies out of her mouth and sprays people in the face"

BB: Whos Channelle? Channelle: "Meeeeeeeeee!!"

Lesley: "You know youve given up on life when you get a silver car"

Brian: "Romeo? isn't that the guy from so solid crew?"

Amanda: "There's a bird in the pool!"

Brian in the DR: "Carole's in the kitchen, cuttin up 'eart like Jack the Ripper's missus."

Twins: Oh my God we're psychopathic!

Amanda: they want picalili, i don't know what it is........Picalili's off monopoly.

Charley to Brian during their big argument: "You're prafetic Brian - prafetic!"

Amanda "I think, that he thinks, that I think that he thinks.....etc.

Richard Madely bit in the quiz ... Liam:"Maybes he couldn't get tickets for Northern Line one time?"

Twins "Chicken and mushroom apple crumble?

BB DR: to Liam "Remember, leather can chafe".

Jonty handing the plates to Carole one at a time saying `You didn`t tell me how you wanted them passed`

Sarcastic Diary Room Guy "Freddie, Munketytunkety, if you wish to accept the task...just say nothing."

"Big Brother isn't interested in your crisps or half kilos of carrots"

Liam 'I will say two things right, the first thing is shhh and the second thing is hahaha'

Ziggy "O.K. It IS you"

SDRG to Carole "BB is not really in the humour to talk right now."

Lesley 1st night (to self) Well its not Lutyens, but its home. AND- I'll do mangling, and postmodern

irony.

Liam about Kara "I liked her until she laughed...... and then she fell into the sketchy box".

Brian "but Big Brother,you're only like 8 years old, you're not even at secondary school" BB "I

suppose.."

Charley:Im' Charley from the block.
Brian:More like Charleys been round the block.

Ziggy: It's not you it's me

Liam: With my wings of steel.

Brian to BB in the time travel task. "Do you want some strepsils?"

"Charley,can I have yours?" Liam after they recieved the personalised toilet roll and had mentioned

wiping their asses with their faces.

Liam: I'm a north east it boy

BB - "Big Brother suggests the teddy may feel more comfortable facing the other way."

Gerry - Freddie doesn't speak he's a stuffed toy but he says hi.

Lesley about Emily 'Piggy at the table,piggy at the table,she will suffer'

Brian in DR "you got a cool house BB but you are one strange landlord"

Charley about Chanelle: 'I'm a better housemate than her because I have more clothes and shoes than she

does'

Carole: What mustn't you put on condoms?
Brian: Lighter Fluid

Tracy saying to Shabnaz: "What do you think I am a robot"?

Gerry - "The wolves!"

Jonty as BB to Ziggy 'Do you want to raise anything with me.
Ziggy 'No I don't want to raise anything with you - ever.

Lesley to Emily - "I'm just sniffing my mattress dear"

Jonathan to Charley...'How much did the boots cost?'

Sam to Amanda "why have you got that face on your face".

Liam.."Brian your voice has changed!"

Kara telling liam about all the nick names her mummy and daddy have for her....poppy, princes etc..
Liams : my mum calls me her little tin of spam.........

"Big Brother loves surprises!! ....oh"

"Is that the same sun my mum sees in Essex?"

"Why do the clouds line up, why dont they blow away?"

Gerry to stuffed toys in caravan - "Now tonight we will learn about the... and your lesson tomorrow will

be..."
Ziggy to Chanelle "Now look here Sarah"
Chanelle " Sarah? OMG you called me Sarah"
Ziggy " Oh no, I suppose this means you will go out there and tell them something else I didn't say"

Jonathon farting in the garden. A HM came out and asked "what are you doing" He replied "just taking in

the air"

Liam: You will act particularly childish on your way back from the night club and steel some traffic

cones.
BB: BB does not advocate breaking the law.
Liam: all right, you will borrow some traffic cones and look after them long term.


When the twins welcomed in Lesley shrieking: "we are twins" and Lesley very sarcastically said "No!?"

Is Leonardo da Vinci still alive ?
I`m just mangaling my thingies and then I`m going for a wee

Charlie walking around with just a painted top on and walked up to Chanelle and Ziggy and said I am cold

Chanelle: You should have painted a jumper on instead

Shauny: there's a lot of oestrogen in this house and most of it's coming off Gerry

Charley: Why do they want me out? ME of all people!

Ziggy "I am brickin it about leaving to boos on Friday "
Liam "I have asked BB to get my family to stand at the bottom of the steps an boo you all"

Jonathan: "Billi, go and look in every mirror in the house"
Billi: "I couldn't do that"
Jonathan: "you can, you've been doing it since you got here"

Ziggy to Gerry: "that hat makes you look like a plumeth"

Gerry to Carole: "you're burying all the apples, kind madam"

"Big Brother can tell you now Ziggy, that five tunes is pretty much out of your league."

Chanelle to Charley mid argument:'Charley you might want to look in the mirror, you haven't done it in

what, 2 minutes?'

BB "And do you want a make-up artist too?"
Ziggy. "No , no make-up artist. - I can see what you're trying to do there"

Shauny "are you the only guy in the house?"
Ziggy "No, I'm straight"

Gerry "Oh no ..now he smells like condom lube"

Laura to Carole: " talk about me.....have you seen your feet !"

Amanda to Tracey: "I didn't say Gerry was spiteful - I don't know what that means"

Carole - Nooooooo, not the picalilly. It's gone too far now.

Charley: "I've only had 3 arguments in this house"

Laura when she saw Seany - "its a clown! they've sent us a clown!"

Nicky - 'I AM funny'

Jonty, soaking wet in his PJ's sitting down on the sofa....
Carole - 'No, don't sit there'
Jonty - 'I was wondering how long I could get away with it for without being told off. It was 3 seconds'

Carole - 'Get me out of here, THEY'RE mad'

Charley (in clown costume) to Brain: You look ridiculous

Ziggy talking about breaking up with Chanelle... Jonathan: "and she has to go back to school soon"

Liam: Ahh women!! You can't live with them, you can't chop them up into small pieces!

Lesley: "I won't be enquiring of Emily's whereabouts, I'm just pleased she isn't here stirring it"

Ziggy to Chanelle during her violin tantrum: "I'm sitting in the garden wearing leather pants, do you

think I'm having a good time?!"

Charley 'Where's Sunderland?'

Ziggy: "Gerry, you are NOT MY DAD!"

Gerry: Cockroaches are the only creatures to survice an atomic bomb, and Carole will be there, cooking

for the cockroaches"

Ziggy about Shanessa "I tell you man, I'd be pi**ed off in a club if I got that"

Brian upon hearing the American voice-over artist make the announcement about the microphones! "Who's

this geezer? who does he think he is? What's he done to Big Brother?
I'd rather look at Antiques roadshow than your face.
Politics is just showbiz for ugly people.
and... Who's Shakespeare?

and then of course there's the one that Emily said to Charley!

[dupin]

No, the Seany/Ziggy one was:

Seany: Are you okay?
Ziggy: No, I'm straight.

Haha...

And:

Big Brother: Are you funny, Nicky?
Nicky: Yep. I'm *****ing hilarious.

[the_chosen_one]

"It's not you, it's me".

[CorBlimey]

Jonty, to two dummies..
Hello, would either of you care to give me some discipline?