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The ORACLES guide to who's who
After a week in, this series is really hard to read the characters but for what its worth, here goes and by the way, if you want a dig at me, just PM me rather than hijacking my thread, you know who you are and what i mean.
1. Arthur...Simply a legend. He is intelligent and deliberately winding people up for effect but sadly he wont last, but if he does he coud win.
2. Chanelle...RTV professional with experience of this type of show. She is as fake as her bum but somewhere inside her is a real person struggling to get out but all she wants is recognition and fame. Not that nasty but defo not as thick as she pretends she is. Could go far especially if she uses sexual issues as the tool.
3. Charlotte....The original ice queen and one of my favs. She could win it as long as she stays away from conflict but Im guessing it will find her and if it does, I can see her destroying someone with precision. She is really pretty but possesses a dark side that could be interesting but she is nobodies fool.
4. Deborah...Hard to read but like her sister, they are trying to radar dive and it wont be long before they play the race card. There was signs of it yesterday in the kitchen argument. They have a game plan but what it is cant be read just yet. I see them as also rans and about as interesting as herpes. They are loners and as soon as one goes the other will follow quickly.
5. Ellie...Liked her in the beginning but it seems she is one dimensional and needs a storyline to work off. She hasnt got to much depth to her and the weeks ahead will be a chore for her as \i fear her attention span is short. I think Tom will run aground with all the other girls and settle on her as an easy lay which might ruin her chances.
6. Hannah.....see her sisters bio as she is the exact same but maybe a little more vocal. Boring me to death as well.
7. Imran....The second half of the most obvious game players in recent history. Defo portraying a persona he defo cannot represent for several weeks before he cracks. His game plan is well planned but like Raphs, poorly executed. He will also throw in the race card and the lifestyle issues at some point and wont last long.
8. Joe...I dont even think he knows what he really is either. He is defo not a hard man and so far removed from a Geezer type its laughable. I think he has craved a RTV appearance for years and has invented this enigma he claims to be just for the show. The eye shadow issue sums him up but I honestly think he might get close to a few and sail through to the finals but he wont win it, that is if he can stay away from conflict because when that arises, he is a looser for sure.
9 Kayleigh....Another RTV addicted numpty with a personality bypass and needs anger management training. She hunts the cameras and its my guess when the arguments fall away she will drop her kecks to whoever presets himself so she can get to the finals. She is street wise and feisty but she left her personality at home sadly.
10. Keiran....My fav for sure but his boss is like a lead weight around his neck as she is deeply in love with him although she wont admit it and he still feels her needs as a thing he is bound to satisfy. In that house he might hook up with Charlotte or maybe even Ellie, but he needs the showmance to win and he knows it. The key is how long his boss stays.
11. Lotan....In the beginning i though he was a real dick, but im changing my mind about him as he seems to have several layers of fun and kindness attached. The me me thing is an act that he feels he has to portray but in reality, he is deeper than that and i do hope he shows his real self and hooks up with Arthur to create mayhem.
12. Raph....Everything i hate in a bb contestant. He is sly and sleekit and will use people like coins to win. As a master gamer, he is pretty useless at it and he better drop the master fan tag soon before he is eaten up and spit out. he is in a house full of gamers that are light years ahead of him.
13. Rebekka....She is an emotional accident waiting to happen. Love starved and lonely to the point I think she probably names all her sex toys. Cant get my head around who she is but her job might tell us why she is like she is. I think she has been badly hurt in the past and is a man hater deep down. Shes gone soon anyway.
14. Suckwhinger.....Number one on my hate list and her bad traits are too many to mention but as the biggest gamer in there, she deserves all she gets. Cant see her staying especially she has heard the chants and I backed her to walk anyway. When Papa goes she will walk, so lets hope its soon as she makes my want to throw things at my tv.
15. Tom.....Probably thee most pathetic narcissist and megalomaniac the show has ever had. He loves himself, treats women like coin slots and if he gets any kind of sympathetic reviews on here i will probably end up getting banned defending my views. He is one of lifes annoying little ****s that we see on the street everyday smoking, wearing a hoodie and insulting pensioners and women. \he makes my teeth itch and hair hurt, I cant watch him sitting on the DR chair, I just want to slap his smug little face.
Well thats what i think but things could change as there are plenty of chameleons in there this year.
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Andrew,
.... agree with 90% of what you say ,I quite like Rebecca, she speaks her mind apart from on the Keiron thing ,Arthur already making the series and to me the winner ....Spot on 
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