The nation was rocked yesterday as for the first time Charlotte a contestant in the current series of Big Brother shown on Channel 5 spoke. An OFCOM official told us that they had been deluged with complaints. Their computers had locked up and the foyer of their offices was so full of Royal Mail sacks that they couldn’t get to the lifts. They have subsequently dispatched a team of special investigators to the Borhamwood studios to investigate the matter.
This has been raised to a yellow alert and Number 10 has been informed, a response is expected from the Prime Minister Theresa May sometime in 2018 from her local job centre.
A member of the public who wished to remain anonymous, but is in fact Mrs Amelia Molestrangler of 24 Sevastopol Terrace east Cheam said “it was really horrible, one minute I was watching Chanelle telling everyone how lovely and talented she is while twerking her naked behind in the air and farting, and then .......... no it’s too horrible, Charlotte spoke!” Our anonymous source concluded by telling us that she couldn’t exactly remember what she said.
We asked the producers to comment, one of them clearly distraught just replied “she talks? No one told us.”
There are no plans to eject Charlotte, but viewers will no doubt be interested to hear how she explains this outrage against decency when she eventually wins the show”.
OMG this doomed her so much for eviction night this week
Andrew,
naughty girl a scandal
, and Charlotte has no right to be that bossy 
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