[parmnion]

Of to Edinburgh today at 11 for some festival festivities and maybe some afternoon drinks into early evening if anyone's around keep an eye out for me, the handsome chap in the Ben Sherman cardigan.

[Glenn.]

V cool and v interesting

[parmnion]

women are pains in the arses, starting to doubt this one.

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by ebandit

bless ya! parmnion ...................that's life..................look at me...taking pic

of my watch to send to a friend is how exciting my life gets......................

Mark L

Not seen you about.....all ok?

[parmnion]

If nhs nurses are pushed so hard and ran of their feet......how come so many of them are so fat nowadays?

[parmnion]

Someone needs to phone that dopey bird dolly partin and tell her 9 and 5 does not make 11

[parmnion]

My new hobby

Paper rolling...the paper must be purchased from a high street bookmaker then after it has matured for 1 to 3 hours using the £20 technique it should be perfectly plyable for rolling..the most common method is into a little ball so it can be shoved into the drinking opening of a beer can, others prefer the room launch which consists of a fast moving piece of paper followed by a loud **** you or an angry useless **** of a horse.

[parmnion]

Just arrived in what is a sunny Kelso..did not bad considering I've just looked at my train ticket and its for the 7th of October!!

[parmnion]

Do jehovas witnesses have knocking on heavens door as their funeral song?

[parmnion]

All this rain must be God Pissing himself laughing with robin and rik.

[parmnion]

Whats on my mind asks facebook....not much, its half 3 in the bloody morning.

[Nicky91]

are you talking to yourself

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by Nicky91

are you talking to yourself

Its the best way on here...you should know that.

[parmnion]

I must lose interest in fb this time of year......2016




I hate it when you open a new can of cat food with a ring pull, just as it pops open a bit of cat food hits your hand...really gives me the heebyjeeby's.

[parmnion]

A Glaswegian takes his girlfriend home for the first time, he says "This is Amanda." His dad jumps up and says "It's a ****ing what!!!"?

[parmnion]

Thanks to all who came today, very very proud of how popular my dad was..he was the most hard working polite and giving man I've ever known.

[ebandit]

...whatever happened to ....the likely lads....

tudor crisps.................and parmie?????

Mark L

[parmnion]

Im back...bovril flavour........
2012

Sitting on a train south.kids everywhere..slap slap..

[parmnion]

2014.......i have no clue whatsoever!!!

will someone save me some posh horse**** on sunday please.

[parmnion]

2016......

Finally moved into the 21st century today and gor myself a mobile phone...the number is.

[ebandit]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Im back...bovril flavour........
2012

.

parmie i was fond of tudor kipper crisps....don't think they lasted long

me mate reckons that tudor once produced rhubarb 'n custard crisps
(YUK!) ...i don't recall them and could not find info online

.....that made me recall the kiddies tv programme at that time...
rhubarb 'n custard

actually rhubarb is one of my least liked foods..................

Mark L

[LeatherTrumpet]

a canny bag of Tudor

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by ebandit

parmie i was fond of tudor kipper crisps....don't think they lasted long

me mate reckons that tudor once produced rhubarb 'n custard crisps
(YUK!) ...i don't recall them and could not find info online

.....that made me recall the kiddies tv programme at that time...
rhubarb 'n custard

actually rhubarb is one of my least liked foods..................

Mark L

I used to eat ruhbarb raw. Dipped in sugar as a kid..danananananananana..dananananana.

I remember strawberry crisps..they did not get in the way of my love of the salt n viniger mini chip though....lethal little buggers.

Dont go mate..i have loads of memories to share still...like this one about horse racing.


7.15 dundalk.

will spunky come first?

[parmnion]

Oh well.....end off thread...by everyone..i have enjoyed this forum but its not the place for me anymore...i will find my bb discussion fix elsewhere.

[parmnion]

Just cant stay away....

classic twitter from boab

Boab Coyle @Boab_Coyle · 14h
Eftir scranning pie chips n peas I used tae enjoy depositing a fart intae Evelyn's coupon.

She didnae laugh but I ****in DID!