[Macie Lightfoot]

280. Kimberly "Kisselovich" (BB15 - 11th Place)



yikes! I'm actually surprised that I'm cutting Kimberly this early but alas, I cannot pass on the opportunity to **** on her. Remember the early weeks of BB15 where SHE was going to be the next Third Place Goddess? When she was rational and neutral but still a force for good? When she was actually intriguing with her Playboy model status but impressive education, to the point where when Helen was revealing her prostitution past to Ash we heard Kimberly in the background describing her favorite poem (still dying to know what it is)? Well, unfortunately, the old Kimberly can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, 'cause she's DEAD.

What is there to even say about the downward spiral of Kimberly? Like, after a toxic relationship full of emotional abuse and passive-aggressive clinginess and gross sexcapades, a possible ectopic pregnancy that pulled her from the game literally one day after ****ing DANIELLE was evicted, and group plastic surgery abroad (?!?!?!), I think the whole Steven and Kimberly thing is well-documented. Maybe more so on Steven's part because he's a ****ing abhorrent creature, but we all know how sad it was for Kimberly to low herself to that and pretty much become a mail-order bride slash indentured servant to the Goode family. Alpha became beta, strong independent women became trapped in manipulative quicksand and emotional blackmail, and it became super easy to forget that she had any redeeming qualities in the first place. Poor Kim, indeed.