[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Jason.

Erm I'll save Chloe and cut Mikey

I prefer Mikey to a few on that list, but eh, what can you do?

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[Shaun]

Oh yay I'm next to nominate. *wastes this opportunity on 18 dullards from the early series*

[Daniel.]

Im out tonight so ill do write up tomorrow

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by Jason.

Erm I'll save Chloe and cut Mikey

I prefer Mikey to a few on that list, but eh, what can you do?

I'll take the blame for this one.

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

I'll take the blame for this one.

At least you got rid of Hughie?

But yeah, I wish you saved Mikey as I would've much preferred to cut Sam instead.

[Macie Lightfoot]

272. PJ Ellis (BB3 - 6th Place)



blegh. Boring and smarmy douche but not even in a funny or entertaining way. Can I even get to 100 words for him? He didn't even exist for the first few weeks of BB3, and then he popped up when Jade gave him a handie/blowie and then the next day he dropped her like a cold bag of sick and acted like he never met her before. Like, 1) what a douche, 2) thanks for making me feel bad for Jade Goodyear of all people. I remember PJ also being super entitled about the Rich/Poor divide and having an awful eviction interview but I don't have anything to add to it. Basically, PJ sucks because he's a boring sleazy douche who somehow got SIXTH PLACE because sexism, and yes the **** I am pulling that card bc lol at a boring sleazy girl making it past Week 3 at that?

[Shaun]

*Macie, Jake and I tap our fingers*

[Black Dagger]

Sorry hun. Been at my Mum's tonight.

[Babayaro.]

Saved Sam

Eliminated Hughie

I saved Sam because in an otherwise ****e series, he actually did something and made it more entertaining to watch (this opinion could change soon though as I'm currently rewatching BB11).



At first I thought Hughie was a ****, then I quite liked him, and now, looking back I realise he really wasn't that great. I suppose he was so well liked because of his funny accent and his rough background, not to mention standing up to house bitch Natalie. But really, he was a bit of an overbearing twat. His showmance with Ryan was hideous and just his general argumentative nature was pretty unpleasant. I mean, for the first couple of weeks he was quite righteous but as soon as he realised he might be popular on the outside, he stepped it up a gear and it was just argument after argument ever since. I was SO happy Jason won instead of him, but that's more so to do with who he was associated with being upset. A housemate with so much wasted potential.

[Jason.]

I stand by the notion that if Hughie was straight, with a six pack, he'd just be branded another Marc O'Neal.

[Daniel-X]

Hughie and Ryan are actually my two least favourites from BB17, which says a lot considering the majority (besides Emma/Evelyn/Charlie/Laura/Jayne) were an odious bunch.

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Jason.

Saving working-class criminal mastermind Chloe because she holidays in Dubai and owns a flat-screen TV!

Michael 'Mikey' Hughes

I know it's been almost a decade since BB9 originally aired and I haven't watched it since, but I don't really remember Mikey being that bad? He was just there to me and his disability only made him the predestined winner of BB9 (see: Pete two years earlier), but thankfully Rachel Rice's existence stopped that from happening. From what I remember of Mikey, he not only wore women's clothes, but stole them too? Like when he wore Sylvia's underwear without her permission, and when he wasn't brandishing women's knickers, he was washing his genitals with a drinking cup and starting random conversations about necrophilia (maybe he was that bad after all?)

He was kind of a miserable **** too, who moaned about every bloody aspect of the house! Oh and then you had the scotch bonnet moment (MELK...MELK!) and him getting hit on the head with a baseball. He also had this crusade against Rex and Nicole, where he wasn't afraid to call them out on several occasions, all of which resulted in Nicole almost disfiguring a blind Mikey while he was cooking sausages in a blistering hot pan, so there was that?

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[Babayaro.]

I do not remember him talking about necrophillia...?

[Daniel.]

Originally Posted by Daniel.

Jackie Travers

So, Jackie. For some absolute bizarre reason she seems to be adored on here and I genuinely have no idea why. I take it it's because she's an elder woman and TiBB has an adoration for them, but like she did nothing to deserve it and if she was 30 years younger probably wouldnt have a fanbase. Jackie for me started promising with a lively VT, first mother and daughter on Big Brother and all that jazz, however she soon descended into being a rather dull woman who had a hate for two of the best housemates of the series (Gina and Callum) along with Dexter and it was not fun to watch. I havent rewatched BB14 since 2013 so I cant rememer specifics but this included really going in on Gina and Dexter during face to face nominations and having a go at them when they took wine that was theres, idk it seemed like she was just going in because they were the lowest of the house social hierarchy and while Gina and Dexter had there faults it was a bit uncalled for. Then there was the thing with Callun where she absolutely loathed him and it was all a bit OTT.

Jackie definitely had her good sides, she could be amusing and wasnt an awful person but for me she was more negative than positive.

And while were on Jackie, we cant not mention Rylan's ****ing embarrassing obsession with her, so cringe.

Im on phone so will put picture etc tomorrow

[Macie Lightfoot]

I can't comment on Hughie but I almost eliminated him alol bc isn't he really just Traveler Rodrigo? But beloved for some reason?

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Cal.

Save Lateysha, cut Andrew

Saved Lateysha because I loved her and she should and would have won the series!

Andrew Cruickshanks



SHE IS DANGEROUS. I DON'T LIKE HER. I DON'T ****ING LIKE HER. *flees up the stairs in terror from Simone*

Andrew was possibly the most annoying housemate from BB18. He was rude, hypocritical, lacked self awareness completely and did that annoying thing that some newbies do to get 'in' with the crowd by ganging up on their fellow newbies. He was friends with Simone and Sue until he realised he could use them to gain a better position in the house and the series by going against them, hence that ridiculous night where Andrew flew up in the stairs crying in horror after Simone simply suggested that he had told her and Sue he was going to play up for the cameras and then milk it for all it was worth for the papers to get money. 'I'm here for the experience and because I love this show!' yada yada yada.

Perhaps the best thing about Andrew was that night where Chanelle and Sukhvinder came back and clocked him but he brought in to his own hype because for some reason Rebecca & Sue made out he was a good person/housemate and started screaming in the kitchen about how 'RAPH and HANNAH CAN **** OFF OUT MY LIFE' and 'HELL'S COMING.'

Andrew pretty much spent his entire 29(?) day stint in the house protesting he was in the show for the experience and because he loved the show, and then ended up undoing that all by pressing the buzzer to evict Sam, therefore taking the money that was offered for it and the 15k prize money for being the last second chance housemate standing. 'I WILL GIVE YA SOMETHING!' (never did). Of course, taking money when it's handed on a plate to you with no repercussions is not a bad thing and I'd have probably done the same thing if I had been in his position, but yeah, don't spend the entire time protesting you're not in it for the money when your actions clearly show you are.

[Shaun]

I'm going to use my first wave of nominations on the menial task of cutting some of the driftwood. Sure, you'll struggle to write about these, but they need to be culled and ultimately you can write 100 words on how Mercury's position in the stars motivated if you needs be!

RobertC, I expect that Jackson writeup before you can make your decision in this round!




Amy (BB8) - Andrew (BB1) - Bubble (BB2) - Imogen (BB7) - Isaac (BB10) - Jonathan (BB7) - Jonathan (BB8) - Keeley (BB11) - Maisy (BB12)
Mario (BB11) - Maysoon (BB9) - Nush (BB4) - Sam (BB17) - Savannah (BB18) - Sophie (BB3) - Steph (BB4) - Stephanie (BB9) - Sunita (BB3)

Everyone... get saving and eliminating... NOW!

[Cal.]

Save Imogen, cut Savannah

[Black Dagger]

Cut Sam and save Isaac?

[Daniel.]

Save IMOGEN cut Sam

[Daniel.]

ffs

[Babayaro.]

Save mario cut maysoon

[Daniel.]

Save Stephanie Cut Jonathan BB7

Jonathan Leonard

So I held off this write up for so long because I have no idea what to say, I had basically no opinion on Jonathan as a housemate, he seemed nice but dull? He would probably be a better choice than Spiral but oh well. I guess people remember Jonathan for his eviction, which was to an empty crowd in the middle of week, which was quite hideous really considering he went through the audition process etc. ALSO Aisleyne's reaction to him leaving is iconic and one of the most remembered scenes in Big Brother history, as she sobbed hysterically at having to let him go. I guess thats what puts Jonathan above other bores, an uneventful stay but an eventful exit.

[Daniel.]

I have no idea how I'm going to write about him but I remember less about the others

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Cal.

Save Imogen, cut Savannah

I saved Imogen because HOT TOPICS HOT TOPICS HOT TOPICS WITH IMOGEN IMOGEN IMOGEN

Savannah O'Reilly



There's not much I can say about Savannah that isn't obvious and boring since she was only in the house for like 9 days(?) a few months ago but I have to write 1000 words so here we go:

Everybody on TiBB thought she'd be the one out of the dating task newbies to go in and be righteous and clock the bad people and side with the good guys and Isabelle would be the one who went in and lay down and died for the boys and Ellie from Ibiza Weekender. How wrong we bloody were! Savannah came in and sided with the clique and I got the impression (from what little we saw of her) that she thought she was a little too good for the show but was using it as a platform anyway since her music career was flailing.

To be fair to her, Raph himself confirmed that she was severely out of her depth in terms of the confrontation that was occurring in the house on a nightly basis and we as viewers even saw that she was terrified during Fight Night 3 and sat on the sofas with her hands covering her ears like a little kid who can hear their parent's fighting downstairs. But that's not our fault that she wasn't right for RTV and I'm happy that the forum campaign worked and we managed to get her evicted over Isabelle because I dread to think what would have become of the endgame of the series if Isabelle had gone that night.

See you later Savannah, hope you are enjoying the 'life you have outside' which you used to clock the rest of the house on your way out!