[Jake.]

I’m saving Simone ‘cause I’m jus’ being nice!



233rd Place: Sam Pepper


A fitting t-shirt you might say, given that the majority of people with half a brain cell have been attempting to ignore him (and other desperately unfunny social media wankers such as Dapper Laughs) for the past three or so years.

Idk what there is to say about Sam (where his BB stint is concerned). He entered at an incredibly late stage in the series where we’d already had what seemed like 50 new additions swan in, wound up Josie for a few weeks (probably gaining her even more public support in the process) and was evicted before the final.

I’m sure he counts as being a “big character” in the final weeks but he wasn’t actually a good one. Oh and I seem to remember his testicles going in Josie’s mouth or something? So there’s that too.