[Jason.]

Sorority Row (2009)
3/10

I didn't enjoy this one at all. I saw the original House on Sorority Row about six years ago but I don't remember much about it to compare. However I found this underwhelming, even by slasher standards. It had nothing going for it and for the most part, was increasingly dull with characters to match.

The film just felt trashy to me and was an example of all the least desirable aspects of the genre; cheapened with jump scares and relying simply on gore alone, neither of which deliver the scares when there's little suspense to begin with. The killer reveal in itself was entirely laughable with a lack of motive, but then again, that might have been different if I gave a shit about any of the characters.