[Shaun]

Robert. is left with George and Jonty!

[Epic.]

Save Jonty Axe Curious George

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Saved Showbiz much like Simon Gross has multiple times (ignoring the multiple cons and dramas he's apparently embroiled with).

166th: Lisa Huo (BB7)



Long before she became an internet troll, Lisa Huo whizzed into BB7 and, at first, seemed like she'd be a fun ball of energy! She was made leader of the Brotherhood with Shahbaz, and found everyone 'mint', but the positive act didn't last long. A bunny boiler edit with Pete began to form, and when he began to nominate her, it looked like curtains. Her tantrums saw her rub the likes of Richard, Aisleyne and Susie the wrong way, and the public grew tired of her potty mouth. Loud, angry + foreign is never a good mix with the British public, and so she was evicted 5th. 60% against Nikki, Imogen and Mikey.

Lisa: "Do you think the house would be better off without me?"
Glyn: "No, I think it'd be less entertaining."
Lisa: "True."

Glyn is best remembered for cooking an egg, so your entertainment value is hereby revoked Lisa! GET OUT!

I think this is the first time I've been the first one to do the writeup

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Cal.

Save Tom cut Paul

Saved Tom bc he turned out to be a decent housemate!

Paul Clarke



Paul survived like loads of evictions. He took out Stuart, Narinder, Bubble and Amma before finally getting evicted by his romantic partner Helen. Paul and Helen were like the first BB showmance but they weren't actually a showmance because their love for each other grew each week and it was slightly controversial because Helen still had a boyfriend on the outside (or thought she did - Davina used to give loads of info on the eviction shows and I think she said he had dumped Helen whilst she was in the house!) but Paul and Helen were actually loved by the public and Paul was only evicted because Helen was so popular and a favourite to win. I wasn't really much for Paul hence why I cut him but he wasn't the worse person and he's well remembered for saying he lived the life of an international popstar whilst having a date with Helen in the special BB snug area. Bye Paul!

[Macie Lightfoot]

165. Ray Shah (BB4 - 2nd Place)



I've actually silently been calling for Ray's head for a while now because he SUCKS, and what sucks more is that some people think that because he has A Personality and Did Things he is by default one of the better BB4 HMs, but that is simply not true! He SUCKS. When I say that he "has a personality" what I mean is that he was only moderately boring, not morbidly boring, but his ~antics~ just made me hate him more! Ray was that guy would who throw uncomfortable temper tantrums about the tasks and other things Big Brother did. He would like... curse up a storm and throw objects and scream in the Diary Room, and then the YouTube comments would talk about how he's A Bloody Legend for standing up to Big Brother when all he did was moan and scream and look like an ass. It wasn't amusing, it wasn't funny, it was just very uncomfortable.

Ray was also kind of a twat at the end of the day because he screwed over Lisa AND Nush in back-to-back weeks and left us with literally the most boring F4 of all time, so I would consider #165 wayyyyyy too high in this arbitrary ranking of contestants on a dying British reality television series.

[Jake.]

164th Place: Marc O'Neill


"**** YEAH THIS IS BIG MARC'S HOUSE NOW!!"

Sad thing is, Marc wasn't really wrong either. Sent in during THE WORST BB twist to date in order to "spice things up" and "boost ratings", Marc was a massive tryhard and remained as such for the duration of his stay. Producers desperatley kept him in at every opportunity, whether it was making his eviction a fake one or just keeping him immune for a week or two, bc you know why not. Watching someone treat others like crap is obviously really entertaining and nothing beats a good months worth of it. We then had the absolute pleasure of being treated to Helen Wood's return, which meant both her and Legend Marc quickly doubled up and went about their hilarious antics together!

The ONLY positives I can take from his time in the house is from Jade on the first night he entered, with the likes of; "I wouldn't dip your feet in this pool!" along with sipping on her champagne waiting for him outside the diary room just so she could say "Awww did somebody get a warning???". So yeah well done Marc you actually helped contribute something of worth.

[RileyH]

159) Ziggy Lichman



So, where to begin. First of all I didn't have much to choose from, and I don't feel strongly towards Ziggy like others but I still dislike him so he has to go? Anyway, Ziggy was put in the house on Day 3 after the female-only cast flopped in the ratings. He was okay when he was with Charley, I guess but then he started to get it on with Miss Hayes and it all went a bit downhill tbh. Aside from the 'it's not you it's me' (which is iconic btw) he didn't really do much and basically used Chanelle. I do know he dated Mercedes McQueen somehow for a while outside the house so good for him.

[Shaun]

4 more writeups chaps!

[Epic.]

158. George Askew


George was for the most an insignificant bore but also! He was a lowkey Shahbaz bully. That's a point of discussion worth mentioning for plenty of the BB7 housemaes but in George's case in particular it was irksome. There was the time in which almost the whole house exited a room just because Shahbaz entered like the bunch of wastes of skin they are while George stayed beside Shahbaz with a "No I don't follow the crowd, *I'm* my own person...". Nauseatingly, this lowkey moral highground got tarnished by him joining a bunch of other douchebags in stealing his clothes and locking him out of the house so maybe he should sort his own person out before claiming to be his own person. Then he walked because he "didn't want to be famous". I theorize more it was out of regret for bullying someone who only wanted ~a little bit of theatre~

and am i right or wrong in believing shahbaz has avoided being in a nomination pool yet? ( )

[Daniel.]

I guess you forgot to mention he was one of the most gorgeous ever

[Shaun]

still 3 writeups lucas & marc this is your final warning!!!

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

Save Chris and cut Stuart.

The absolute definition of coasting on his looks alone. Had the personality of a dry piece of toast. Mostly known for missing his daughter and wearing guyliner. Stuart spent weeks under the radar before coming up against Welsh legend Rachel Rice in which Davina laughed at her getting booed. ****ing bitch. Glad I gave her abuse in the Lenny Henry video now. Go find some families. He was subsequently evicted shortly after and is involved in one of the more embarrassing evictions of the franchise in which he tried to crowd surf. Sadly the audience had been watching the show and quite rightly left him to flop and go face first. While security hurried to his rescue.

2/10 housemate. Snore fest. Would recommend coffee

[Babayaro.]

FFS I just wrote it all up and its gone for some reason **** sake

[Babayaro.]

Ok I cannot be BOTHERED typing all of that out again so I'll just summarise. Here's a picture of Sam



Anyway. I basically said that I saved Craig bc he won the first series and if it wasn't for him confronting Nick then we might not have had any more series of BB. Bit dramatic. Moving on to Sam. I haven't watched much of BB18 but from what I did see of Sam's time in the house, he looked like a shit housemate. He tried to square up to Sue but was stopped by someone in the pool and was also moronic enough not to claim £20,000 for himself by simply pushing a button. Flop. Oh and I also talked about how he joined the club of bad housemates who are called Sam. Evans and Giffen now have company. Stupid thing to mention as there are more good Sam's than there are bad - Pepper, Heuston, Kay and Brodie. Am I missing anyone? Samantha from Samanda doesn't count imo. An uneven write-up for an...uneven housemate???? :/

[Shaun]

thank you good sistren

Lucas can now nominate since we're just waiting for Daniel-X

[Shaun]

Lucas' nominations are in...




Amma (BB2) - Amy & Sally (BB16) - Becki (BB5) - Callum (BB14) - Charlie (BB17) - Christopher (BB15) - Dale (BB9) - David (BB10) - Grace (BB7)
Imogen (BB7) - Jemima (BB14) - Jennifer (BB9) - Josie (BB11) - Lee (BB3) - Luke A (BB13) - Simone (BB18) - Sophie (BB10) - Tim (BB3)

Get saving and eliminating now! Daniel-X, you can make your decision once we have a writeup!

[Shaun]

saved Jemima (I think for the second time?) because she is BB14's legend that wasn't a member of the Travers family.

I have axed...

157th: Sophie Reade (BB10, Winner)


Big Brother 10 was the beginning of the end for me - I'd joined just in the build-up to BB8 and had been quietly enjoying the show without any sort of forum-use prior, and both BB8 and BB9 - whilst both with their faults - went by in an eventful and entertaining breeze. Both shows still felt like "an event" and Big Brother 10... even before the announcement it would be cancelled (which I think came around Week 5 of BB10?) it just drained the life out of the series for me.

When I look back on it, it's hard to pinpoint why. The ridiculous number of housemates? The injection of housemates' (ex)boyfriends for drama? The inevitable alienation of everyone that wasn't chavvy and boring?

What I would argue must be a - however marginal - factor is its winner. Who among us can honestly recall a Sophie Reade moment? Yes, Macie probably has several, but who among us normal folk? HMM?

Sophie is the definition of coasting winner and whilst some this year compared Isabelle to her, Isabelle had the added bonuses of:

a) fighting a good fight and tearing down Lotan, King of the Cunts
b) having the best striptease of all time (against said 'King')
and c) being a benevolent, selfless goddess that never truly appreciated herself.

Now whilst C may indeed apply to Sophie (I can't remember her sacrificing herself for evictions/rewards but she certainly had the underdog arc), nothing else would possibly argue "deserving winner" other than the fact she stood against 4 debatable men. My personal winner of that final was Siavash, but I know that's a dirty word on here so I won't pursue that line of reasoning.

But for me Sophie is defined by drifting through with the popular crowd in the house, who were for the most part a rag-tag bunch of gobshites that were perhaps the most predictable clique of BBUK history, shacking up with Kris for all of 19 minutes, and...I don't know? Nuts magazine wanks?

She just bored the ****ing hell out of me and will never, ever, be a deserving winner.

[RileyH]

save Amy & Sally, cut Simone

[Shaun]

oh yay, the twins were my close 2nd in terms of "who should i save? " (simone would've been third but oh well)

[Babayaro.]

Save Callum bin Dale

[Jake.]

Save Grace cut Jennifer

[Cal.]

Save Charlie cut Christopher

[Epic.]

Save Luke A and Cut Lee

152. Lee Davey


Lee was a really annoying camera-panderer, ever since his obnoxious VT of him taking his clothes off, and if you know me you know how much I can't stand people like who embrace camera-mugging as if they hold some kind of monetary importance. He did various annoying stripping, and asking people vocally just WHO will win(!!) He tried multiple showmances, moving on to his second because the first (Adele) humiliated and rejected him by revealing she already had a girlfriend. Despite all this, he also had a girlfriend on the outside, something of which Davina called him out on

[Shaun]

*prays for Miss Sedicki*

[Jason.]

Saving the underrated Miss Seddiki. Buy Judas on iTunes!

Josie Gibson

I don't hate Josie, I just don't care much for her. At all. Or even BB11 for that matter. And she was a pretty big part of that series, with what being the other half of a showmance that I also didn't care about. She ended up winning with almost 80% of the vote against five people and I'm sure that's the highest winning percentage ever, but that isn't really much of an achievement when your competition consists of Dave and JJ. Anyway, she's made a name for herself after the show and is one of the more famous ex-housemates (as famous as post-2006 BB will get you anyway) and she lost a lot of weight so good for her!

Why does that last bit sound like something from a Cal write-up?