[Ant.]

I used to think you could be arrested if you were a vegetarian and ate meat. Even though my mum tried to tell me otherwise, I had none of it! She explained it POORLY.

What did you believe as a kid?

[Lostie!]

I wouldn't drink Ribena Toothkind because I thought it had teeth floating in it.

[smudgie]

Sex was something only cows in a field did
Ruddy mother was a nut job.

[Amy Jade]

Mince pies had meat in them

[Nicky91]

i believed in a magic food factory, that all food was created by magic

[T*]

If you turned car interior lights on whilst someone was driving you would be pulled over

[Crimson Dynamo]

heaven, ghosts, magic, scotland would win the world cup

carzy stuff

[Nicky91]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

heaven, ghosts, magic, scotland would win the world cup

carzy stuff

scotland winning the world cup, that would be a dream come true for you scots

[Cherie]

there used to be this ad for washing powder where the bubbles ate the dirt, I thought that happened in the washing machine and the bubbles were alive

[Cal.]

I used to think sex and sleeping together were two different things (and I knew sleeping together was something sexual not just the act of sleeping in the same bed).

[LukeB]

you won't be able to see in the dark if you don't eat your carrots

[RileyH]

If someone had a cat they were a witch

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by smudgie

Sex was something only cows in a field did
Ruddy mother was a nut job.

I mean, Katie Hopkins exists...

[Josy]

Eat your crusts or you wont get curly hair

I don't want curly hair, I spend hours ****ing straightening it

[Mystic Mock]

1. Santa Claus
2. That there was monsters in the House
3. That adults were always adults and that they never were children and had to grow up like I was doing.

Basically I was a bit thick as a child, and probably still can be on certain things.

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by T*

If you turned car interior lights on whilst someone was driving you would be pulled over

my mum told me this too



I used to think the weatherman/woman would decide who gets what weather, i'd always get really annoyed whenever it was sunny in London and raining at home

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

I mean, Katie Hopkins exists...

Oh no, you didn’t

[Morgan.]

Originally Posted by T*

If you turned car interior lights on whilst someone was driving you would be pulled over

I'm still told this but there's no truth in it

[Matthew.]

If you slept with your socks on, your feet fell off in the night.

Dad is the King of Britain, but if I tell anyone, he will have to step down.

When you buy a house, you have to pay around £200,000 all in one lump sum.

Gary Barlow is a member of Coronation Street.

All TV shows are filmed live.

The name Sean is pronounced “Seen” (Even worse that my cousin is called Sean)

Youtube video

[Withano]

I distinctly remember winnie the pooh telling me that clouds were made by cloud machines, so why was he a compulsive ****ing liar.

[Morgan.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

If you slept with your socks on, your feet fell off in the night.

Dad is the King of Britain, but if I tell anyone, he will have to step down.

When you buy a house, you have to pay around £200,000 all in one lump sum.

Gary Barlow is a member of Coronation Street.

All TV shows are filmed live.

The name Sean is pronounced “Seen” (Even worse that my cousin is called Sean)

Youtube video

So when Emmerdale or other soaps have a special 'live' episode they're actually prerecorded?

[Withano]

Originally Posted by Cal.

I used to think sex and sleeping together were two different things (and I knew sleeping together was something sexual not just the act of sleeping in the same bed).

I blame american tv and their pre-watershed phrases. All the blokes in FRIENDS also used to go on about "getting in to her pants" and I could never work out why crossdressing was a thing they looked forward to when meeting a love interest, but that was my top theory.

[Daniel-X]

My mam used to tell me that swearing would get you arrested (this when I was really young and copied what I used to hear from others/TV)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

my sister’s boyfriend (she’s not with him now but they are still really good friends) was black and he said it was bc his mum put him in the oven when he was a baby (this is a ****ed up thing to say to a 9 year old but he was otherwise lovely <3)

[Rob!]

Originally Posted by Sullen Girl

my sister’s boyfriend (she’s not with him now but they are still really good friends) was black and he said it was bc his mum put him in the oven when he was a baby (this is a ****ed up thing to say to a 9 year old but he was otherwise lovely <3)