[Macie Lightfoot]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

Hope ya get your pizza hun!

Thanks bab! Turns out the chick who took my order charged me for a plain pizza, so they ended up letting me keep that one AND giving me a buff chick for free so all in all a good night.

[Daniel-X]

Promise this'll be up before ten tomorrow, I've just got in and I need some sleep before work sorry about all the delays Shaun I just keep forgetting babes!

[Daniel-X]

And by ten I mean the morning!

[Shaun]

Very well Riley, you're next to nominate. The lineup pics are all updated!

[Daniel-X]

Ashleigh Coyle:



Single handedly the most overrated housemate ever on this forum, Ashleigh Coyle is hailed as a great who ~DEFEATED~ 'evil' Helen or something like that but did she really?

Ashleigh seemed like she was shaping up to be one of the most forgettable and boring housemates ever during the first two or three weeks of BB15, she had zero amount of airtime and the only time we would see her she'd just be sat looking miserable on the couch or in the bedroom (which I think a lot of you Ashleigh lovers forget how bloody BORING she was at first). But... all of a sudden this clip came from nowhere on the BBUK app, Ashleigh was doing some washing in the bathtub with Danielle and she started ranting and raving about how much she despised Helen, and next thing we know one of the most well remembered rivalries in BBUK started.

Ashleigh's hatred for Helen still baffles me, I get Helen is loud and obnoxious and she even admits herself that she can be a complete bitch and a wanker but she never ever seemed to mistreat Ashleigh in any way? Ashleigh just came across like a little brat to me during the whole saga TBH her endless amounts of diary room confessions like 'I think Heylan is a betch' etc. just came across really childish on her part. While the rivalry did give us some good moments like when they were telling each other to shut up and 'BASICALLEH ASHLEIGH IS THE BIGGEST TWO FACED BITCH IN ERE', it really was a storm in a teapot at the end of the day that was all just blown out or proportion massively by Ashleigh.

She's just jealous of The Woo Woo I guess.

[Shaun]

Riley nominate

[RileyH]

Oh sorry I thought I had

[reece(:]

These results are problematic

[Shaun]

thank you sis, I'll post them in a bit

[RileyH]

[Shaun]

actually no i won't 2 of them need changing

[RileyH]

changed

[Shaun]

Riley's nominations are in...




Becki (BB5) - Carole (BB8) - Dawn (BB7) - Emma (BB17) - Heaven (BB12) - Ife (BB11) - Jale (BB15) - Jason (BB5) - Mary (BB6)
Melanie (BB1) - Rachel (BB9) - Richard (BB7) - Roberto (BB6) - Rodrigo (BB10) - Samanda (BB8) - Simon (BB16) - Susie (BB7) - Tracey (BB8)

Get eliminating and saving now!

[Shaun]

saved Roberto bc even the lower half of BB6 (which Roberto ONLY JUST falls into) deserves the top 100 at least

130th Place: Ife Kuku (BB11)


The midpoint of BB11 was a wasteland of slow storylines and minimal entertainment, as the producers fixed on Josie/John James and made Ben/Mario try to happen. Nathan was still on his moody rampages, and the injection of various housemates whose names begin with J, K and L made a fitting end to the only I of the house! Ife naturally stood out on launch, serving Skin from Skunk Anansie realness, but then... just sort of became nice and the 'house mum' in a way, and then reacted to Keeley/Rachel's arrival with paranoia and various insecurities (worried they thought she "lived like a tramp"). Also on the forum, Jessica and some troll were super annoying with their support of her to the point of racism, so she's always tinged with bad memories tbh.

Anyway a couple of years later she went on to do some BBC dance show and obviously didn't mention a single word about being in this trainwreck so props to her! Idk how she did because I've literally never heard of the show. It was in 2014 apparently.

[Jason.]

Saving Rachel because *insert link to Macie's Rationale of Rachel Rice thread*

Simon Gross



Liz from Hotel

Simon entered the house shrieking the single most grating catchphrase "SHOOOWBIZZZZ!" down everyone's ear canals and then he was evicted on launch night over the black lesbian with no interview and only a twenty-second best bits. I wish I could just end it there because what a bullet we all thought we dodged with this scrotum. Then #4IN4OUT had to happen and brought him back two weeks later, which was not only annoying because it's Simon, but the actual twist of evicting someone on launch night (a twist that was speculated for years) was pretty fitting for Timebomb and they pretty much wasted it.

One major thing that annoyed me about Simon was when he dropped Eileen like a cold bag of sick and joined in with the "she is too old to be here!!! she has had her life" mentality despite being, what, a mere few years younger than her and having a tantrum about how the yoofs have no respect for the older housemates just a few moments earlier. Anyway, he ended up being evicted over bloody Jack, at a time when Jack was at his most hated and if that isn't confirmation that Simon sucks, idk what is.

Oh and he had his own chat show which flopped and he was recently on X Factor, so he still continues to plague our TV screens. No, but seriously, he's such a fame-hungry caricature and it's pretty embarrassing for someone who's 60. Get a job.

[reece(:]

Not legend Carole and Mary over the likes of Mo, Mario and Callum

[Black Dagger]

Save Jason cut Jale

[Black Dagger]

Riley youre a mess.

[Jake.]

Save Mary cut Dawn

[Macie Lightfoot]

save Susie cut Rodrigo

[Epic.]

Save Becki Cut Richard

125. Richard Newman


It's pretty funny I've decided to cut Richard considering the fact I've saved him when he was up earlier about 2-3 times. And he does have some great qualities to him. But we're reaching near the Top 100 and the shitty qualities of him go without saying.

BB7 may be a series full of very unhinged and all over the place people, but I'd argue Richard is up there as one of the more self-aware and cleverly acute housemates of that series, which was the greatest strength and weakness of him. It was a strength because I found his sense of humor and mannerisms to be pretty witty and endearing, and he had fun interactions with the likes of Pete, Lea, Glyn, Aisleyne, Nikki, etc. He also used his smartness to shut down the ever so filthy Sezer Salad and cause his eviction by proclaiming him as a bully for all to know. I believe Richard fully knew how to not only get the audience on the side, but how to singlehandedly entertain them through his sharp and strong personality. But this was also a huge weakness I had with Richard. He used his sharp tongue for bad too, denouncing Shahbaz and announcing he'll always act like he doesn't exist and never speak to him again whilst raving a rug or towel at Shahbaz in a patronizing manner, which looked ugly on his part.

But the worst part was his unbelievably transparent and disingenious sucking up to many housemates. After calling the Sezer/Grace/Imogen/etc. gang "The Plastics" and firmly placing himself as a dissenter of them, he becomes a really close friend of Aisleyne's as a result. But then in the return voting twist, when it transpires that Grace and Mikey were the next highest voted in besides Nikki, Richard concluded in his head that it must mean popularity of some sort, trying to impress Grace while insulting Aisleyne behind her back. This complete lack of loyalty to people he acted as though he cared about resulted in him finishing in fourth aka the middle portion of the final usually populated by supporting characters who tended to be polarizing but still easily forgotten compared to the 3 outlasting them, redeemed by his infamous reaction going up the stairs; "Don't be sorry Ais! You got third place. Or maybe second. Or maybe even won ^_^

He was also terrible to Michael. I know lots here really don't like him, but no matter how much he annoys you you don't just call a guy who just came out as gay a "she" and other derogatory terms, especially when you're a gay man and fully aware of how hurtful it would be if someone attacked your masulinity just because you're a homosexual.

But yeah anyway lots of really entertaining moments I had with Richard but lots of ones that very much irritated me too.

[Cal.]

Save Samanda, cut...erm...Carole even tho I love her the rest don't seem worth writing about

[Shaun]

Cal you disgusting slag.

[Daniel-X]

Save Emma and axe Tracy

[Shaun]

Marc is left with Heaven & Melanie

and if Heaven survives that I'm cancelling this game!