[Cal.]

It's such a chore to sit down

[Calderyon]

Stand up for a wee, sit down for a poo.

[andybigbro]

I stand.

Shocked at the amount of sit downs

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by Calderyon

Stand up for a wee, sit down for a poo.

I personally stand up whilst doing a shit

[Matthew.]

I do like to sit down as I’m a lazy **** with an atrocious aim

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

Hardly, mate. It doesn't come out a drop at a time when you're sitting down.

More difficult to shake off the last few drops sat down though surely

[smudgie]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

I thought only Josy does that?

Noooo, I know quite a few of us ladies straddle the loo rather than sit on them in some public places.

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by Smithy

More difficult to shake off the last few drops sat down though surely

I manage quite the thing tyvm

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

I do like to sit down as I’m a lazy **** with an atrocious aim

Then I get a bollocking from my flatmates when they sit down on my wet, warm piss. It’s just easier to sit on my arse and piss to be fair

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Then I get a bollocking from my flatmate when they sit down on my wet, warm piss. It’s just easier to sit on my arse and piss to be fair

Why wouldn’t you wipe the seat

[T*]

wait everyone sits???

[UserSince2005]

I think its been proven that if you stand to pee then you are the descendant of neanderthals

[Calderyon]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

I personally stand up whilst doing a shit

I feel sorry for your toilet and/or the one who has to clean it.

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Smithy

Why wouldn’t you wipe the seat

Because nothing is more satisfying than watching tv and hearing “MATTHEW YOU DIRTY BASTARD!!!!” when Paul goes for a ****e

[reece(:]

Stand

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by Smithy

Why wouldn’t you wipe the seat

This. My absolute pet hate.

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Because nothing is more satisfying than watching tv and hearing “MATTHEW YOU DIRTY BASTARD!!!!” when Paul goes for a ****e

goodbye

[King Gizzard]

I like start from ages away and gradually go in once the stream gets slower, a nice little game

[michael21]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

Do you pee standing up or do you sit down?


I will always sit down as it's so much easier, but whenever I am filthy drunk I will stand up at the urinals.

Bloody odd question

[michael21]

Originally Posted by King Gizzard

I like start from ages away and gradually go in once the stream gets slower, a nice little game

No here for you sexlife

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by King Gizzard

I like start from ages away and gradually go in once the stream gets slower, a nice little game

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[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by michael21

Bloody odd question

Now that's a bit rich!

[RileyH]

I hate standing but that's just my opinon

[Wizard.]

Sit down because when I was younger I slit my penis open so when I pee it goes everywhere

[michael21]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

All men should sit down tbh

So sick of piss all over the floor infront of the loo whenever my husbands teens are here. I am sure they think their dicks are a foot long or something. It is not as big as you think, please aim better and stand closer.

This is in the runing for post of the year 2017