[Daniel-X]

Sree Dasari:



Sree has been saved time and time again (yes I'm looking at you Marc! Why can't you be at LIDL when nominations are on!) and I really do not understand why at all. He is singlehandedly one of the most annoying housemates of all time and has little to no redeeming qualities about him. He's about 200 places too high and I'm ****ing fuming about it. Although I can't remember much at all about BB10, I did rewatch the first couple of weeks about two years ago and oh my goodness Sree was soooooo irritating and so draining. Everything from the voice to the constant need for attention to the infatuation with Noirin (it's criminal that she's out before this tool), he was insufferable. I get why he appeals to some people because he as kind of complex personality and a huge mess tbqh during his time on the show but I just didn't find it entertaining in the slightest, in fact I found his erratic and borderline psychopathic behaviour quite unsettling. I feel bad for the guy he obviously had some mental health issues going on (which has been highlighted post show with the whole attempted suicide) but he never should've been cast in the first place. I try and sympathise with him I really do but I just can't stand annoying housemates, give me a nasty little **** over an annoying one any day of the week.

(This would and should have been up like three hours ago but the server kept crashing!)

[Epic.]

70. Kate Lawler


Okay so for the first female winner I don't really care for Kate:/ She's a nice person who was minorly funny when she was drunk but she comes from the first four series of the show, which are so monotone and she's an example. She's a serviceable winner but accomplishes very little for me. My favorite thing about her was probably her love/hate thing with Alex of getting handsy and flirtatious with him only to nominate him every opportunity she got; That's The Way Uh-Huh Uh-Huh I Like It

[Jamie89]

I remember people saying things like 'a woman will never win a show like Big Brother' which seems ridiculous now but it was 2002 and there was no precedent and I think a lot of people just assumed that women wouldn't vote for other women to a large enough extent. It was a strange time. But anyway Kate broke the glass ceiling (and prevented Johnny from winning which would have been horrendous)

(And I think she was really drunk during her winners interview which is a bit iconic? )

[Cal.]

Yeah Kate was really drunk during the final

They had a bowl of cider which they kept dipping cups into iirc

[Shaun]

5 more writeups folks! (including me)!

[Macie Lightfoot]

69. Helen Adams (BB2 - 2nd Place)



I think BB2 is awful and the worse old school franchise (yes, worse than 4!) and Helen is...... okay! She's one of the better ones, but she really isn't that great? She invented the bubbly MORP idiot archetype that has seen winners through like Sophie and Josie, and I would have preferred if she had won instead of Brian? Her big storyline was her ~romance~ with Paul, which is huuuugely important in BBUK lore and is literally the only post-Narinder plot of BB2, and it's kinda cute until you remember that she had a boyfriend on the outside world and was more or less cheating on him!

But yeah, she was a nice presence in BB2 and at times she was a reprieve from the *let's go on and on about House Politics* vibe that Dean and Elizabeth et al put forth. Sometimes she got caught up in it, but her cute/stupid moments were enough to like... automatically put her in the top 5 of the season lol. I remember towards the end of the series there was a task where they had to use a pogo stick and she was AWFUL but she didn't give up and finally got it after like 45 minutes? It was cute

But yeah she's from BB2 and she's not Penny or Narinder so she's just okay at best. Definitely lucky to get all the way up to the anticipated #69 spot!

[Cal.]

'OH I COULD SMACK HER ONE' after her argument with Narinder

[Jamie89]

Didn't she have a massive fit once because Narinder called her salon 'Crappy Cuts' instead of 'Classy Cuts'

And 'I like blinking I do' is a classic

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Kylie Christmas

Save Ben axe Amy and Sally

Amy & Sally Broadbent



Right, can we not pretend that 4 in 4 out was a disaster for the series, because not only did it get that grotesque, one note bitch Sarah out, it also culled these bloody nobodies, only to be replaced by the Sam Kay and SHOWBIIIZZZZ so, a really good trade all in all isn't it, yes quite. They came into the house literally after a cameo stint on TOWIE and well every single TOWIE housemate has been an absolute horror (bar Lauren Goodger when she ditched that bellend Ricci) but that's neither here or there is it to be quite honest with you all. They had an argument over cake with a childish tory bloke and that was it, they didn't want to make a sponge, they weren't all that arsed and to be fair I'd probably not want to associate myself with Joel whatever his ****ing last name is either, unless it was suffocating the intolerable knobend. But yes, all a bit sulky and all a bit unspectacular, they left and in place we got a flawless rose in Sam Kay, so bye ladies x

[Jake.]

“every single TOWIE housemate has been an absolute horror”

@ you remembering Lauren ****ing Goodger and not Gemma

[Black Dagger]

OMFG. The GC </3.

I pretend that she was far too good for that show x

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by Xmas_Pudding

Save Ahmed, eliminate Darren.

Saved Ahmed bc he's a BB legend and I axed Darren because...well, I had to. I have not watched BB1 so I can't really say much about him, but wasn't he a bit miffed that Nick hadn't shown him any names lol? So I guess he was quite funny??? Oh and he finished third so well done him

[Jamie89]

Darren was a bit of a ledge, he had the most hilariously bad nomination reasons He was the one who went through Nasty Nick's belongings to find all the pieces of paper that exposed him, he was a closet gay, actually that's all I can really remember about him.

[Shaun]

Macie and RileyH can cast their votes once we have their Helen/Sue writeups respectively, it's only been 6 days after all!

Black Dagger's nominations are as follows...




Adele (BB3) - Aisleyne (BB7) - Biannca (BB15) - Caroline (BB1) - Charlie (BB17) - Emma (BB17) - Lisa (BB4) - Luke S (BB13) - Michelle (BB5)
Narinder (BB2) - Nichola (BB1) - Rachael (BB11) - Rebecca (BB18) - Sada (BB1) - Sara (BB13) - Shabnam (BB8) - Sophia (BB10) - Stephanie (BB9)

Everyone, get eliminating now

[Shaun]

saved Michelle because...obviously.

67th: Stephanie McMichael (BB9)


Stephanie is not even in the top 169, let alone the top 69. This rankdown has some absurd misnomers. I mean, can anyone actually name a moment she contributed to in a meaningful way? She spent the entire first week whining and whilst you could argue that "pretending to be in a relationship with Mario Marconi" is going to be a strong barrier to your enjoyment of the house experience, us better mortals would acknowledge that having such a hulk of a man do whatever he wants to you with his Custard Creams is a privilege! But no, she failed to convince the other housemates and reacted to Mario's proposal* with all the subtle gameplay of a wheelbarrow full of scorpions falling down the split staircase.

Stephanie SUCKED. She might not have been as outwardly evil as some of the other BB9 housemates would later prove themselves to be, but she was terrible all the same! How DARE you let her get this far? The TEDIUM that you lot will allow to flourish so long as she's a pretty blonde girl! SHAME.

*sidenote: Dale ruining this entire thing by saying "I thought you was gonna ask her to marry ya then!" as Mario gathered everyone around the pool was GLORIOUS <3

[Jake.]

Save Sophia axe Baggy Fanny

[reece(:]

Not Caggy, Narinder and Adele my respective early series #1s

[RileyH]

Someone save Rachael I s2g

[RileyH]

Sue Evans



Hurricane Sue Evans was never really much of a hurricane like she had promised to be and was actually really disappointing as a housemate. She was in the shortlist for People's Housemate during launch which went to the superior Tom Barber and was then bought back a few weeks in as a 'Second Chance housemate' which was a ****e twist anyway and gave us people like Sam and Simone. She had a few spats here and there with people like Sam and Chanelle didn't like her very much and she was eliminated during the Hunt task against Chanelle after only Charlotte (hew?) opted to save her. Oh and she returned near the end with Baggy Fanny, Sukhi, Imran and Channy but got 30 seconds airtime roumd about in total.

[RileyH]

save Rachael cut Biannca

[Cal.]

Save Charlie cut Luke S

[Babayaro.]

Save Adele cut Emma

[Shaun]

A moments silence for Miss Jamie Eighty Nine

[Daniel-X]

Cut Aisleyne Save Shabnam

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by Carole of the Bells

A moments silence for Miss Jamie Eighty Nine

She had a good run *wipes away tear*