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Ripaul feat LukeBint, Adam Polyester, Mitchell Failor & Nické Uncoulé - Category Is (The Remix Part 2)

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Ripaul




Xmasvision, start your engines,
And may the best country, win!

Category is…
Bring it to the scumway
Category is flops, failures and irrelevants

10’s, 10’s, 10’s for Catelonia,
Ronald, start the music
Category is…



LukeBint



Sickly sweet infection,
Bad for your health,
Icy, minus zero degrees,
I’m binty fresh but it ain’t for free!
Legendary queen who’s a Brummy,
Babby, never baby,
Shabby, but I can still take to the street,
Did you never see me host BBOTT?

Didn’t whine, when Ant baited,
And stole my shine, OTT finale deflated,
One game down, how many more to go?
It could be cancelled, the ratings are low,
Adam is past it,
Mitchell chose plastic,
When Molly was eliminated Nicky went in a casket,
But the number one queen is L-U-K-E-B-I
Bitch who cares about the rest!



Ripaul

Bring it to the scumway, scumway,
Scum-scum-sc-sc-scumway,
Bring it to the scumway,
Bring it to the scumway,
Bring it to the, bring it to the,
Bring it to the scumway
Catergory is...

Adam Polyester



Being loud amongst the crowd,
I’m being bullied, am I Sarah from Girls Aloud?
Adam Polyester is insane,
I create sh*tstorms, like Sue Hurricane,
When I play a game like Revolution,
Cry out “ganghanding!” that’s my solution

Wear an ASBO, be an offender,
I’m basic like Ibiza Weekender,
Think I’m Ann, think I am smart,
The only Weakest Link is me, so don’t start!
I’m- I’m more snowflake than steel,
I’m a big celebrity babez, or at least that’s what I feel!



Ripaul

Dah-dah-dah, dah-dah-dah,
Dah-dah-dah boom, Dah-dah-dah
Dah-dah-dah, Dah-dah-dah, boom
Dah-dah-dah, Dah-dah-dah,
Dah-dah-dah, Dah-dah-dah,
Dah-dah-dah, Dah-dah-dah,
Dah-dah-dah, boom,
Category is!

Mitchell Failor



Mitchtastic, spastic, SamToya realness
A nobody is heeerrrre,
I’m the cock-sucker, what can I say?
There can only be one and I’m feeling it casually,
My alter-ego is Latoya and can’t you see,
I’ve got a lot of plastic parts up in me,
Crowns, and gowns and MJ’s kids too,
Sometimes they pop out for air and say “hey boo!”
Don’t forget about Sam, not Kay, Callahan,
With a skype call and some lube I could steal your man,
The time has come to succeed MB.,
The only winning Jackson here,
Is me!



Ripaul

What category are we on right now?
What category are we on right now?
What category are we on right now?
Wh-wh-what category?
Bring it,
Category is…

Nické Uncoulé



Slay Nické,
Look at the people I’ve pissed off today,
My love for stanning blondes- I can’t downplay,
Anyone who disagrees I’ll spam their wall, okay?
Cause I’ll do it, I did it,
I came on here a misfit,
And girl I’m ready to show em’,
How all these sub-forums I own em’

Got those superpowers, I’m a witch,
Miss Nické Uncoulé a real real bad bitch,
My quotes rock them it’s great,
9/11 is an iconic memorable date,
And yes Scott, I love scum too
Netherlands in the house, girl what you gonna do?
My sunflowers shut it down,
Come on Mama Ri, bring the queen her crown,
Nicky will be the host, now don’t delay,
I’m Miss Uncoulé91 and I always-



Ripaul

Take it to the scumway, scumway
Scum-scum-sc-sc-scumway,
Bring it to the scumway, scumway
Scum-scum-sc-sc-scumway,
Bring it to the scumway,
Bring it to the scumway,
Bring it to the, bring it to the,
Bring it to the scumway!

Bring it to the scumway, scumway,
Scum-scum-sc-sc-scumway,
Bring it to the scumway,
Bring it to the scumway,
Bring it to the, bring it to the,
Bring it to the scumway!