[Josiah.]

Thanks Jamie!

[Wizard.]

Originally Posted by Frostula.

Thanks Shaun, thanks Riley!

My favourite lyrics is this:

The dusk and dawn
are crisp and calm
the dew reforms.
These places now
near and far
are alive again.

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by Fanta Claus

oh so I could’ve had Sweden after all lol

Do a Jake and write a last minute entry that puts us all to shame

[T*]

Originally Posted by Carole of the Bells

Youtube video

And the lyrics in full:

Spoiler:

the Gail parts omfg

[Shaun]

This is Our Christmas Song is the title of my entry
Artists: Johnny Logan & Kelly Clarkson

Instrumental music:

Youtube video

song lyrics:
One Step at a Time, Planting the Christmas Tree

and Let It Go, Let it GOooooooo

when it starts to snow

i fall to pieces, back to earth whenever

One Step at a Time, Baking the Cookies

in time for some bookies

Blurryface because of the snow is in my face

all this sexual talk on tibb, what a disgrace

One Step at a Time, for the most wonderful time of the year

no need for us to cower in fear

for ISIS and all the madness in the world

time for us to sing, dance and twirl

Lost in Time now, i'm getting back together

Let It Go, Gooooooooooooo

Gimme hope, forever

all the poems from Hog

clears away all the Fog

One Step at a Time, Wrapping the Christmas Presents

letter to loved ones we send

''Chorus''

This is our Christmas Song, i'm gonna play it, up up up all night long, oh up up all night long

we, we are so lovely during holiday season

no need for treason

love me for a reason

This is our Christmas Song, i forgot how to turn it up up up all night long, oh up up all night long

One Step at a Time, picking up the pieces, we're in love forever

till we've got the best chrismas ever, Best Christmas EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

picking up the pieces, we're in love forever

This is Our Christmas Song we are gonna sing for you, youuuuuuuuuuuuuu

hello people sing it, hello people dance it, hello people live it nowwwwww

One Step at a Time, till next year again we say

XMASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
XMASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

This is our Christmas Song

[Josiah.]

That was... interesting.

[Shaun]

Youtube video

[Wizard.]

Slay Nicky! This made me cackle

all this sexual talk on tibb, what a disgrace

And an ISIS cameo? What more could a Christmas song give?

[Shaun]

Don't Cry For Me, T.I.B.B
By Dezzy Peron

Youtube video

Several years have passed since Josy Tizon was exiled from Tibb due to the fact that James now preferred the much younger, prettier and popular Dezzy Peron and had made him Admin in her place. Years of prosperity flew by in what felt like an instant but behind the scenes in the dark desolate wasteland that was Serious Debates, an anti-Dezzy movement was gaining momentum....The Dexit movement

CHERIE, JAXIE, BRILLOPAD, ALF all armed with Anti-Dezzy protest placards

De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha!

DEZZY standing gloriously above his haters on a balcony is addressing the crowd as the rebellion against him is trying to break down the doors..

(Unlike Lucas) I'm not easy, and I'll never change
I don't care if you think I'm a face or a heel
It doesn't change that I'm still number one
You may not like me, All you believe is that the stories are true
Although I've never crossed the line (Dezzy breaks character to screech at his haters that only Ben has ever used his Mod privileges to ban someone he dislikes)
I'm just trying to bring order to this zoo
But that task's too much, the members are too strange *Side eyes the Rileys*
Couldn't handle all of that spiel
Couldn't deal with Marsh, that sloppy bottom (A stern Bosnian & Herzegovinan representative crosses off 'Make a gay reference about Marsh' from a list for in those countries it is a criminal act punishable by ten years in a work camp to not have at least one reference to Marsh's sexuality in their Eurovision songs)
Marc's not my type and Scott's on Red Stripe!, ew!
Luke and Adam never impressed me at all
But no one expected them to

Don't cry for me, T.I.B.B
The truth is, I never loved you
All through my messy days, this mod's existence
You faces scare me *Screams like Gail Weathers from Scream when he takes a look in Meet the Members*
So please keep your distance

And as for Josy, and as for James
Who even made them Admin?
And potatoes are all Niamh ever talk about
Matt is Irrel, and Nathan looks like a trout
When it comes to Vicky, oh my it's all become hazy (she's carted on stage tied down to a horizontal bed, she's wearing a Hannibal Lector styled face mask)
I won't say a word, that bitch is crazyyyyyyyyyyy

Being a true queen of the people, Dezzy leaps down from the Balcony to mingle with his beloved public. He is seen hugging and shaking hands with the downtrodden and unwashed likes of Scott, Lucas, Caitlin, Shaun, Niamh, Jason, Ross and other no hopers, after which Dezzy returns to the balcony in time for the chorus, subtly washing his hands with hand wash as he goes.

Don't cry for me, T.I.B.B
The truth is, I never loved you
All through my messy days, this mod's existence
You faces scare me
Don't cry for me, T.I.B.B
The truth is, I'm glad to leave you
Although it'll be hard for you without me
I'm still the best
and always will be

A Christmas tree is revealed at the far right of the stage where Brillopad is waving her 'Dexit' sign, it is adorned by Marsh wearing a fairy outfit (the B&H official nods in approval). Behind them is a tapestry explaining the B&H Christmas tradition and origin. Christmas came to B&H in the form of Saint Gemma Collins whom the people believed fell to earth through a hole in the sky and taught the people the true meaning of Christmas (but not before demanding a spot on 'Striktno Dori Plesanja'). Now every Christmas it's customary for people to introduce themselves to new people as 'Gemma, you silly ****' as well as listening to the entirety of '50 words for Snow' in place of traditional Christmas Carols (it is not known how this relates to Saint Gemma Collins).

De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha!


Serious Debates, there's so much to say but I can't even
Modding it could make me an alcoholic *asks Scott to share his Red Stripe, Scott responds like a cat threatened with the prospect of water*
I am SO done, I am so through

Don't cry for me, T.I.B.B
The truth is, I never loved you
All through my messy days, this mod's existence
You faces scare me
Don't cry for me, T.I.B.B
The truth is, I'm glad to leave you
Although it'll be hard for you without me
I'm still the best
and always will be


Have I said too much?
There's no other ways in which I can drag you
But all you have to do is look in the mirror and know
That every word is true

The protesters manage to get their voices heard and Dezzy is escorted out of Tibb Towers and placed into a fancy car, to be exiled to Digital Spy where he must atone for his alleged sins by creating several top ten lists a day consisting of moments from the TV show 'Friends' regardless the fact it ended over ten years ago. Despite this, he waves regally at his fans, both the true and the confused ones. As he exits stage right and drives off into the sunset, the weather turns stormy and the stage darkens as Josy returns from exile. Realising the horrors they've brought upon them, Brillopad looks to the dimming sunset and, like Rose in Titanic calling out to the lifeboats, Brillo quietly calls out 'come back!' to the recently departed Dezzy but it's too late. Josy has returned and has already outlawed discussion of any soaps that aren't River City, the linking and discussion of any music not made by the Proclaimers as well as enforcing a rule in which everyone must like the pictures of her meals on Instagram. Dark times.

[Jamie89]

Well done Nicky that was great

Originally Posted by Mariah Christmas

Slay Nicky! This made me cackle



And an ISIS cameo? What more could a Christmas song give?

I agree, ISIS and sex are the two things sorely missing from most christmas songs tbh

[Josiah.]

Dezzy, you might think you have a bad song; but oh my gosh, that was hilarious.

[Wizard.]

Dezzy that was iconic! Had me howling and

But that task's too much, the members are too strange *Side eyes the Rileys*

[Shaun]

Youtube video

[Jamie89]

Why does Dezzy always hussle us by claiming his entry isn't going to be very good, that was brilliant

Brillopad looks to the dimming sunset and, like Rose in Titanic calling out to the lifeboats, Brillo quietly calls out 'come back!' to the recently departed Dezzy but it's too late.

This imagery though

[Shaun]

Artist: Shilpa Shetty
Song title: Dirk

Youtube video

Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
You see me I be Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
You see me do me Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
There's something 'bout that Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
When you a gon' Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
Me na care if me tired, tired, tired, tired, tired, tired

Join me I deserved it
No time to have you lurking
If I got right then you might like it
You know I dealt with you the nicest
Nobody touch me, in the righteous
Nobody text me in a crisis
I believed all of your dreams are duration
You took my heart and my keys and my patience
You took my heart off my sleeve a decoration
You mistaken my love I brought for you for foundation
All that I wanted from you was to gimme
Something that I never had
Something that you've never seen
Something that you've never been
But I wake up and everything’s wrong

Just get ready for Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
You see me I be Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
You see me do me Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
There's something 'bout that Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
When you a gon' Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
Before the table Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk

Baby something please
Baby don’t you leave
Don’t leave me stuck here in the streets oh oh
If I get another chance to
I will never, no never neglect you
I mean who am I to hold your past against you
I just hope that it gets to you
I hope that you see this through
I hope that you see this true
What can I say?
Please recognize I’m trying baby

I been Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
You see me I be Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
You see me do me Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
There's something 'bout that Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
When you a gon' learn,Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
Me na care if me tired, tired, tired, tired, tired, tired

Yeah, okay you need to get Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
That’ll work, come over
We just need to slow the motion
Don't give that away to no one
Long distance, I need you
When I see potential I just gotta see it through
If you had a twin I would still choose you
I don't wanna rush into it, if it's too soon
But I know you need to get done, done, done, done
If you come over
Sorry if I’m way less friendly
I got *****s tryna end me
Oh, yeah, I spilled all my emotions tonight, I’m sorry
Rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling
How many more shots until you’re rolling?
We just need a face to face
You could pick the time and a place
You spent some time away
Now you need to forward

And gimme me all the Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
You see me I be Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
You see me do me Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
There's something 'bout that Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
When you a gon' Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
Me na care if me tired, tired, tired, tired, tired, tired

Mmmmm
Mmmmm
Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
Mmmmm

[Josiah.]

I'm howling! Lilbro was brilliant at writing this!

[Wizard.]

What's a Dirk? Anyway well done Ant

[RileyH]

They've all been brilliant Well done everyone

[Shaun]

I did say there were 10 songs... well an 11th has come in...

[Wizard.]

Originally Posted by Carole of the Bells

I did say there were 10 songs... well an 11th has come in...

[Shaun]

Youtube video

(ignore the song title/artist, we have a new member representing Sweden. Well, I say new...)

[T*]

[enters, clearly intoxicated/shaken and in the middle of a breakdown]
I heard u all wanted a piece of me

[Wizard.]

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Fanta Claus

i did this in literally less than 5 minutes because there was only 10 entries and I felt bad that I wouldn’t be taking part I’m sorry it’s so bad
if any of you try and take Sweden again I will hurt you

The Snow Hoe - Josy Can You Hear Me?

Youtube video

O yeah
Last night I took a walk into the internet so
Members happy and joyful, like buttons aglow
Seems like everyone but us is above
Josy can you hear me?
I signed my PM that I sealed with a kiss
I sent it off and just said this
I know exactly what I want this year
Josy can you hear me?
I want my button ( button button )
I want someone to like me
And something to click
Maybe, maybe (maybe maybe)
It’ll be all my own in a big red button
Josy can you hear me?
I have been so good this year
And all I want is one thing
Tell me my like button is here
It’s all I want just for me
Underneath my Christmas tree
Ill be waiting here
Josy that's my only wish this year
O yeah
Yeah
Christmas Eve I just can't sleep
Would I be wrong for taking a peek?
'Cause I heard that the servers are slowing down
Josy can you hear me?
I really hope that your on your way
With something special
For me in your sleigh
Oh please make my wish come true
Josy can you hear me?
I want my button (button button)
I want someone to like me
This place is getting old
Maybe maybe (maybe maybe)
We'll be all happy with a place to go
Josy can you hear me?
I have been so good this year
And all I want is one thing
Tell me my button is here
Its all I want just for me
Underneath my Christmas tree
Ill be waiting here
Josy that's my only wish this year
I hope my PM reaches you in time
Oh yea
Bring me a like button so I can call it mine
Oh yea
Cause I been so good so good this year
Oo
Can't be stuck in 1992
It’s all I want in a big red bow
Josy can you hear me
I have been so good this year
And all I want is one thing
Tell me my button is here
It’s all I want just for me
Underneath my Christmas tree
Ill be waiting here
Josy that's my only wish this year
Aaa
Oh Josy
Aaa
Can you hear me?
Aaa
Oo Josy
Well it’s all I want just for me
Underneath my Christmas tree
Ill be waiting here
Josy that's my only wish this year
Josy that's my only wish this year

~

[T*]

-stumbles past everyone and drags self on stage-